Two women..

[o2baYORKIE]

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out; both were very faithful
and loving wives… however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers. Incredibly drunk, walking home they needed to pee, so they
stopped in the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to
squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally
sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other
husband and said "These damn girl nights have got to stop. I'm starting to
suspect the worst... my wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck
in her crack that said "From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never
forget you."

Boom Boom!
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