Top 5 Combine Harvester Jokes

[Tim Wills]

1. How do you know which is the best combine harvester?
Look for the one which has claas has written all over it.

2. Why are combine harvesters such dreadful liars?
Because there's not a grain of truth inside them.

3. Why did the combine harvester enrol at university?
Because it wanted to go to the thresher party.

4. Why did combine harvester not kiss the tractor on their first date?
Because they barley knew each other.

5. How did the combine harvester learn how to play cricket?
It saw the wheat field.
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