The Unofficial Song(s) of the KWFT

[Billy's Bragg]

The Boys Done Good (Seaside Willy and CityTillIDie)

Strange as it may seem, I once had my football dreams
But I was always the last one, the last to get chosen
When the forum picked their teams

I guess that was the way it stayed in every game that I played
The Nomads Youth just kicked me, clattered and tripped me
I think their keeper should be weighed....

Now I feel like I've won the cup every time I strut my stuff
After five minutes each way, are the St John's Ambulance on their way?

The lad's did good, the tourno's better,
The weather holds it's not got wetter
A few beers tonight
Open day tomorrow

The lad's did good, the tourno's better,
The weather holds it's not got wetter
A few beers tonight
Open day tomorrow

It's worth it to see Greg
And dispense a text book nut-meg.....
I doubt he'll tell the stars
He's dropped by the Yorkie Bars...

Helen's not the kind of a bird who likes her studs
to be covered in dirt
Fawning Young Yorkies was a regular fixture
While Herman asks to swap shirts....

Though Phil tried hard acting tough, he just can't
stand the taste of that stuff
Seaside City is a grudge but from the goal he will not budge.
I guess I'll never get picked to play, poor me.
On his show on York TV....

The lad's did good, the tourno's better,
The weather holds it's not got wetter
A few beers tonight
Open day tomorrow


Sexuality

Inter fan relations, football shirts from many nations....
Stray passes and tackles of all classes
Get yourself down and play, we won't turn you away
If you stick around you'll see the Crabtree Cup winners Crowned!

Keith Walwyn Tournie - 6-a-side as it should be
Keith Walwyn Tournie - Offside laws do not apply to me

Acomb Celtic Greens kick off the game on pitch 3.....
Refs give me headaches with their decisions
I had an uncle who once played for Rowntree-Nestle
He had a good career until his leg was broken...
sh*t! I've left their striker unmarked in the open

Keith Walwyn Tournie - 6-a-side as it should be
Keith Walwyn Tournie - Offside laws do not apply to me

I never used to be this slow, it must be too much pastry
I lose the ball almost everytime and tackle far too hasty
I look like Micky Quinn but we might just steal a win.....
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