Beckham, England's Genius

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Beckham and Rooney are having a five minute break towards the end of training one day when Rooney says he has noticed that Sven slips away at least an hour before the end of training almost every day.

The pair look around and notice that they are basically left without supervision for the last hour and decide that the next day they too would slip off early once Sven has left the complex.

The next day after a gruelling session the two stars watch as Sven slips away a good hour before they are due to finish.

Ten minutes later, as soon as Sven's Bentley disappears out of the training ground Beckham & Rooney run into the changing rooms, get changed and also speed off in their respective cars.

Rooney decides to go to the bookies. Beckham meanwhile decides to go home for some quality family time.

On entering his mansion he sees Sven f@cking Posh up the @rse right in the middle of the living room. Without saying a word Beck's quietly closes the door and goes for a long, long drive.

The next day the players join up for the warm up. Rooney says he had a great time, lost loads of money and suggests that they do the same again today.

Beckham though, looking worried, says "No way, I nearly got caught yesterday"
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