yorktone
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From:Boston Spa only just in West Yorkshire - honest
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 29-05-2002 09:31
Had to share this.....apologies to anyone (myself included) with connections to the Emerald Isle....
A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious'.
Roland the class swot gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says....."
"......it will take the contagious".
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