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Topic: My manifesto - Vote for me. |
phil.latio
First Team Player
Posts: 50
From:Bondage Monthly Magazine
Registered: Mar 2002
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 posted 27-05-2002 03:22   
I am totally fed up with the way this city is run so I am going to stand for president of York at the next election.
Policies.
1. No councillor will be allowed to earn more than national average salary. If somebody wants to be a public servant then should not fleecing the local rate payers for over £70,000 a year.
2. Bring down the voting age to 12 so young people have a say on what is happening and do not feel excluded.
3. Instead of using water cannon on football hooligans and rioters, I will introduce the spraying of organic green slimey stuff with essential oils.
4. Re-employ all parking wardens as dog poo collectors.
5. Look to build a major stadium complex which can be used for football aswell as pop concerts etc on the Wigginton Road and close to a York-Scarborough railway line.
6. Investigate all building grants authorised and paid out by the Environmental Health Department to works on properties owned by Housing Associations from '92-'98.
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miniminster
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posted 27-05-2002 09:22 
More speed bumps thats what York needs we aint got any on A64 or A1237 yet!
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gster
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From:Newcastle, UK
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 27-05-2002 09:53
I don't think York councillors are on £70,000! If they are, I'm moving back home - Newcastle councillors are on £7,000!
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miniminster
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posted 27-05-2002 10:14
Their sponsored by Quick Fit!
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phil.latio
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From:Bondage Monthly Magazine
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 27-05-2002 12:30
It was reported in the Evening Press about 2 years ago that the leader would get 70K and the leader of the opposition group around 45K
Well bondage gear is expensive !!
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gster
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From:Newcastle, UK
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 27-05-2002 15:49
Would that be a reference to photos of Mr Hills by any chance phil? Do tell!
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Dynamo Kebab
First Team Player
Posts: 378
From:Across river from N. Yorks
Registered: Apr 2002
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posted 28-05-2002 21:12
That wouldn't be the same gentleman who was arrested today, would it. (According to the YEP).
Can we assume Daley Mayall will get a world exclusive by publishing the photos in the YE PEST?
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borofan
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From:northallerton
Registered: May 2002
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posted 29-05-2002 12:18
greg your my hero
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phil.latio
First Team Player
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From:Bondage Monthly Magazine
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 30-05-2002 00:28
I only said on Monday that I was standing and he's already resigned.
Mind you I will have to drop the pseudonym as it unfortunately breaks the Trade Descriptions Act.
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DeeUU
Assistant Manager
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From:Wollongong, NSW, Australia
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 30-05-2002 03:10
you are a rotten bunch of bastards, spare a thought for the poor bugger who's been bailed until 6th June thus depriving him of the chance to see France v Uraguay AND Denmark v Senegal!!!
Any volunteers to tape it for him, or is tape a dodgy word at the moment 
Greg this is your prompt to break into the Phil Ochs song "Love me, love me, love me I'm a liberal"  or isn't your musical taste that perverse...oh another taboo word maybe?
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DeeUU
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From:Wollongong, NSW, Australia
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 30-05-2002 03:14
you do have to hand it to him too, he can't half pull classy chicks.
"Fay Simpson, 31, who said she was Coun Hills's fiancee when the Evening Press called at his Huntington Road home, has told how police officers with sniffer dogs searched the house following the arrest. The mother-of- five, who is originally from Barnsley, revealed she was an alcoholic former prostitute, who had "worked" in Leeds, and a reformed heroin addict.
She said she had been off drugs for five months and Coun Hills had never touched them."
Jammy bugger now I know why you are all on his case
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phil.latio
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From:Bondage Monthly Magazine
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 31-05-2002 02:01
What is reformed Heroin?
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DeeUU
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From:Wollongong, NSW, Australia
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 31-05-2002 02:30
Like playdo or fymo maybe?
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gster
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From:Newcastle, UK
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 31-05-2002 13:09
DeeUU - I prefer the David Steel classic "I Feel Liberal".
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LondonVillage Red
First Team Player
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From:A small village just south of Harrogate.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 31-05-2002 15:02
But surely £7,000 gets you a 4 bed semi in Newcastle doesn't it? 
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