Caption Comp

AllModCons · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: Caption Comp

Prezza: And when you picked my car keys out of that bowl Cherie, I had to laugh..

Time had taken it's toll at the 'Reservoir Dogs' Re-Union.....

Well he only gave my 4 Gs, the b*****d

I feel the hand with a pasty on my shoulder...
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Dave C · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:16 pm Post subject:

Ken Livingstone's "Mouldy Carrot" impression was a big hit at the party
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The Moleman · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject:

Cherie's constipation was a source of amusement for them all, even Prezza had someone to laugh at!
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Reg Hedge · Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject:

Bloke doing "Bottle of Beer" routine with Cherie the ventriloquist doll proves popular with Blair and Prescott.
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John_D · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 7:44 am Post subject:

Large bat attacks wife of visiting dignitary
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four candles · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:49 am Post subject:

Prezza was the first one to notice that Cherie had tucked her skirt into her knickers.
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o2baYORKIE · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:55 am Post subject:

I just can't believe that you managed to lay the blame for that fart at Gordon's door Prezza!
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Dynamo Kebab · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: Re: Caption Comp

DMN · Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 12:11 pm Post subject:

Prezza: F*ck slavery

Prezza: 'Ere Tone, your misses is a bit of alright

Prezza: 'Anyone else for a Kebab?

mick winn · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:33 am Post subject:

Despite their best intentions, the audience couldnt help themselves at Mugabes funreral.

Lem · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:51 pm Post subject:

Accrington Stanley??? Who are they???
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