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CityTillIDie
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 Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: On a brighter note... |
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When will you die?
www.deathclock.com
I'll pop my clogs on Wednesday, December 4, 2058, apparently.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Morbid sod, CTID!
Looks like forumsters will be attending AcombDave's funeral next week....  
I've got another 36 years left, apparently.  So I'll be 58 when I die. 
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TCJYork
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Tuesday May 15th 2085. A month before my 99th birthday 
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deeuu
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Mint, if I keep smoking I'll be 97...if I quit I'll cark it at 79...
So who's crashing the ash?
That site didn't used to have smoking or BMI 10 years ago...
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MacPhail
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Tuesday May 18th 2038 ! (Just manage to see Albion clinch their first ever SPL title a week or so before I croak then ...)
I like how they can be so precise ...
That gives me around 32 years so I'll be 73 which oddly is the age my Dad is now !
I always thought I'd be happy if I could WALK at 73 so not a major shock ...
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dansycfc
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Monday, June 5, 2062
So I will live to 74.
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AcombDave
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| DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote: |
Morbid sod, CTID!
Looks like forumsters will be attending AcombDave's funeral next week....
I've got another 36 years left, apparently. So I'll be 58 when I die. |
Not quite Daley but keep a days holiday for the week after Thursday, September 28, 2028 when there will be one hell of a piss up to celebrate the life of the miserable old tw@t that is me. (Less than 22 years to go! sh*t I will miss my 50th birthday )
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Frid
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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Christ - do i have to wait that long
December 16th 2040.
that makes me 56. I wanted to go tragically at 21. But thats gone so, whatever 
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TooOldToPogo
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| Better start putting something away for amy pension, it says I'll be nearly 91 |
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The Moleman
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| Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Thursday, September 28, 2028 |
Not long to go then AD
Myself on the other hand, I am due to die on Friday, January 16 2082. Almost 96! So much time on my hands. 
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deeuu
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:58 am Post subject: |
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| AcombDave wrote: |
| DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote: |
Morbid sod, CTID!
Looks like forumsters will be attending AcombDave's funeral next week....
I've got another 36 years left, apparently. So I'll be 58 when I die. |
Not quite Daley but keep a days holiday for the week after Thursday, September 28, 2028 when there will be one hell of a piss up to celebrate the life of the miserable old tw@t that is me. (Less than 22 years to go! sh*t I will miss my 50th birthday )
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What more can I say Dave? Cop the tip, a ciggy a day keeps girlfriends and death away...
Take up smoking mate, it added years to my life expectancy.
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Willincity
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It wants to know why the feck I’m still here! :
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Ivan Dobsky
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:28 am Post subject: |
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Tuesday, December 20, 2039.
I'll be 73. Woo-hoo.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:36 am Post subject: |
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ill be 73 aswell
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Tommi_J
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Won't have rid of me until 2079 unfortunately.
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o2baYORKIE
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I'll die at 41 I'm off to spend my pension savings on beer, brandy and cigs- see if I can't bring that date forward a bit
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deeuu
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| Ivan Dobsky wrote: |
Tuesday, December 20, 2039.
I'll be 73. Woo-hoo. |
You can save on Xmas presents that year then
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The Legion Of Cream
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 1:31 pm Post subject: |
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My brother's birthday present in 2035 will be my death.
Although if I change my mood from pessimistic to optimistic I'll die two days short of my 93rd birthday in 2079. Best get on the prozac then.
Even more fantastic, if I get on the cigs I'll end up 98. Bonus.
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Phil Collins
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject: |
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STILL 18 YEARS TO GO FANS, DON'T FRET.
COLLINS.
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Greshie
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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Only another 67 chances for me to see City to win the FA cup 
C'mon City, make this year count! Bristol City are garbage |
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SouthCoastRed
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I'm scheduled to die when I'm just 52 on 12th September 2026 - I'd better make sure I haven't got anything important planned for the 13th!.
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AcombDave
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| SouthCoastRed wrote: |
| I'm scheduled to die when I'm just 52 on 12th September 2026 - I'd better make sure I haven't got anything important planned for the 13th!. |
You might be lucky though Just think if 13th September 2026 is a Friday you will miss it
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Abel19
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 6:00 pm Post subject: |
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Do the test again, you might be surprised, it changes every time. 
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Frid
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 7:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Greshie wrote: |
Only another 67 chances for me to see City to win the FA cup
C'mon City, make this year count! Bristol City are garbage |
Now why would you take a nice fun family orientated topic like Death and sour it and bring in some amazingly depressing subject like City?
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SouthCoastRed
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Abel19 wrote: |
| Do the test again, you might be surprised, it changes every time. |
You're right. I now have an extra year and 10 days to live so I'll die at the ripe old age of 53....... happy days
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minstermanabroad
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Tuesday, August 9, 2050
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:28 pm Post subject: |
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Friday 13th March 2054, just 2 days short of my 91st birthday. Best let people know so they don't waste money on presents!
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Dynamo Kebab
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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| bad attitude wrote: |
| ill be 73 aswell |
Funny, so will I (irrespective of my BMI, so I might as well keep stuffing my face)
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noddyinnapa
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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Monday, July 19, 2038 or another 7 years if I quit smoking
I'll only be 66 at that reckoning
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Dynamo Kebab
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| Posted: Fri Nov 03, 2006 9:57 pm Post subject: |
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| noddyinnapa wrote: |
Monday, July 19, 2038 or another 7 years if I quit smoking
I'll only be 66 at that reckoning |
There you go, 73 for non smokers, 66 for smokers!
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