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Sharpe
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:17 am    Post subject: brain teaser Reply with quote

This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:22 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?


That it isn't?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:23 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?

Nothing - the manager is though! Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:30 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?


They all hate Robin Van Persie...

11 different nationalities
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:34 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

deeuu wrote:
Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?


They all hate Robin Van Persie...

11 different nationalities


Terry and Fat Lampard both English.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All play for their country.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Robben, Boulahrouz both Dutch.

I reckon that at some point they have all captained their club side/national team/u21 team
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It contains every letter of the alphabet (except J,Q and W).

Do I win?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

The Legion Of Cream wrote:
deeuu wrote:
Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?


They all hate Robin Van Persie...

11 different nationalities


Terry and Fat Lampard both English.


Ok, so I'll stick with my REAL answer...

They all hate Robin Van Persie...

Can't really go wrong with that answer. Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they all spent at least £50,000 on some ludicrous 4x4 vehicle in the last month?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject: Re: brain teaser Reply with quote

Herman the Tosser wrote:
Sharpe wrote:
This is a possible Chelsea starting 11:

Cech,
Boulahrouz, Terry, Gallas, Ferreira,
Essien, Lampard, Ballack
Shevchenko, Drogba, Robben

What is so special about this team?


That it isn't?


Correct, sorry - replace Gallas with Carvalho
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that team actually hasn't played yet????????
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pathetic Shark wrote:
It contains every letter of the alphabet (except J,Q and W).

Do I win?


Oi!

Are they all left-handed?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

York can't afford any of them.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are all banned on red and blue?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AcombDave wrote:
They are all banned on red and blue?


I'VE GOT IT! They are all NOT registered on R&B!
WOO!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 12:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They're all mercenary bu*g*rs who would sell their own grandmas for another grand a week?

Come to think of it that's not that unusual.
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've all played for Gillingham
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they all sh*gged Andy Bishop's girlfriend. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've formed a band. Many different instruments as Cech plays harmonica, Lampard the tuba, Robben the accordion, Terry the trumpet, Ferreira the trombone, Boularhouz and Essien the guitar, Ballack the drums with Shevchenko and Drogba reknowned singers. Gallas did play the bass, but luckily since he left Carvalho was a good replacement as he can play bass and normal guitar.

Can't remember the name of it, perhaps 'The Russian Lovers' or 'The International Convention' as Fairport has a big influence on them?
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They are all over 6' tall!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.mychelseafc.com/squad/essien.htm

I just had to look Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sharpe wrote:
They are all over 6' tall!


I'm 6'3" so I'm 'extra' special then... Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

deeuu wrote:


I'm 6'3" so I'm 'extra' special then... Laughing


You certainly are!
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They all played in the 2006 World Cup

What's my prize? Wink
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have they all been accused of rape at some point?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've all dated a "star" of reality TV?

They make up the squad of Greg's old five-a-side team?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've all been warned by Nigel Dempster about dropping food on the floor.
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They've all taken part in a really sh*t brain teaser?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

DMN wrote:
They've all taken part in a really sh*t brain teaser?


Don't worry, I am sure you'll work out the next one.
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