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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Greg-a-Celeb Reply with quote

The official thread to log all your celebrity sightings in a bid to challenge for the Greg Stone Schmoozer Trophy. I'll start us off and will rate each sighting out of ten based on criteria I will make up as I go along. Retrospective sightings can only be claimed if they happened in the last two weeks.

I spied James Dean Bradfield (of the Maniac Street Cleaners) earlier today by the steps of Birmingham's Bullring Shopping Centre. I asked for a rendition of my favourite tune of his, Tsunami but got waved away....

Score: 6 Gs
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

About two weeks ago I had Aled Jones sat next to me in my taxi.

Then just this Saturday I had Nick Knowles (DIY SOS) in my taxi aswell.

How is that for starters.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff, outside the Charlotte Street Hotel a week last Sunday, getting into a car (which had a driver).
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I held open a door for Harriet Harman yesterday

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SIMMO wrote:
How is that for starters.


Racing away there Simmo, top Gstering!

* Aled Jones - It's not everyone who can say they've had Aled in the back of their Taxi! 6.5 out of ten, you'd have scored extra points for regailing us with Snowman or Songs of Praise gags you'd told during the journey. Good effort though.

* Nick Knowles - Impressive to catch the ubiquitous Mr Knowles whilst not filming some late morning/early evening tat for the BBC. Extra points would have been gained if you'd mentioned MDF during the trip but a solid 6 out of ten.

Total score 12.5 Gs

Edit: Increased to 13.5 as Mr knowles was pissed and lost his keys.....
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lord Coe in a lift last week.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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SIMMO wrote:
How is that for starters.


Racing away there Simmo, top Gstering!

* Aled Jones - It's not everyone who can say they've had Aled in the back of their Taxi! 6.5 out of ten, you'd have scored extra points for regailing us with Snowman or Songs of Praise gags you'd told during the journey. Good effort though.

* Nick Knowles - Impressive to catch the ubiquitous Mr Knowles whilst not filming some late morning/early evening tat for the BBC. Extra points would have been gained if you'd mentioned MDF during the trip but a solid 6 out of ten. Total score 12.5 Gs



Forgot to mention that I got a phone call the next cause said leader of DIY programme left his keys in the taxi cause he was smahsed out of his head the night before, so had to pay me another taxi fare to take them back to him. Who says the money is dead in the BBC.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lord Coe in a lift last week.


I hate Sebastian Coe!

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff, outside the Charlotte Street Hotel a week last Sunday, getting into a car (which had a driver).


Oooh the best "Celeb" so far. Again a failure to win extra points by not:

* Running behind him in slow motion in speedos
* Talking to your watch a la Michael Knight or impersonating "the voice" of his car
*Pretending he was outside a Hotel with Charlotte Church, swapping numbers and thanking her for a top night.

Overall a good 7 Gs for that one.

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I held open a door for Harriet Harman yesterday


Did she say: Thanks, Greg?

Lost points because:

*It wasn't the door to the Ladies Toilet

* You didn't ask her if she made it to BC when she studied in York

* She didn't try and headhunt you

A disappointing 5 Gs for you there.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1tom wrote:
Lord Coe in a lift last week.


Good Gstering.

Lost points for:

* Not calling him Steve Cram

* Not saying: Going down? As you got into the lift.

6.5 Gs for that one though Thomas.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

A brief life summary of such episodes (not in any order):

Andrey Shevchenko
Peter Mandelson
Alex Ferguson
Gary Neville
Gabriel Heintze
Kevin Keegan
Rudi Voller
Joe Jordan
Gary Lineker (twice)
Claire Short
Alan Hansen (twice)
Mark Lawrenson (twice)
Martin O'Neill
Brian Moore (ex-England rugby union)
Harry Secombe
Geoff Boycott
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Maggie Thatcher
Prince Andrew & Fat Ginger
Robert Runcie (Archbishop)
Alan Hardwick
Matthew Stevens (snooker)
Paul Hunter (snooker)

Can't be arsed to continue.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the last two weeks? Please read more carefully Philip. Entry excluded.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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In the last two weeks? Please read more carefully Philip. Entry excluded.


Oh for f**ks sake.

Ok then. Er........

...I spoke for half an hour on the phone with Altrincham Manager Graham Heathcote last week. Nah, that's no good.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Lord Coe in a lift last week.


I hate Sebastian Coe!

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Surely extra points for the fact that Greg hates someone famous?!
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

1tom wrote:


Surely extra points for the fact that Greg hates someone famous?!


Indeed. Tom upgraded to 7Gs.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Two men in a Trench 'star' Neil Oliver outside the office in Euston:

http://www.pfd.co.uk/clients/olivern/a-pre-image.html
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should lose marks for not getting the Chris Morris / Day Today reference

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk&mode=related&search=
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.

As school holidays have officially started and I live in the metropolis that is London I fancy my chances at out Gstering Gster.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chris Walker from Merseybeat etc spotted last week checking in on the greasy spoon he's bought in Priory Place Doncaster Cool

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

alan curbishley waiting to board an easyjet plane in Nice last week
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Chips wrote:
Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.

As school holidays have officially started and I live in the metropolis that is London I fancy my chances at out Gstering Gster.


That's quite a good one - GP is quality

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

gster wrote:
That's quite a good one - GP is quality


Just watched a bit of that "Grumpy Holidays" on BBC2 and his voice is perfect for it, quality.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mr. Chips wrote:
Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.


Without Dame Judi? *Shock*

6.25 Gs for that one
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dan_kett wrote:
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I'll do a Curbs and play this one down.

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noddyinnapa wrote:
Chris Walker from Merseybeat etc spotted last week checking in on the greasy spoon he's bought in Priory Place Doncaster Cool


5.5 Gs
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Had picture taken with Dickie Bird in Scarborough on Sunday. 10.30am
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Whilst ambling towards the practice ground at Holylake on friday, a 4 WD drive Lexus very nearly ran me over at the predestrian crossing; 30 yds further on Tiger and his hefty entourage stepped out of the car.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Had picture taken with Dickie Bird in Scarborough on Sunday. 10.30am


7.5 Gs for a pic with that fine Gentleman, Dickie Bird!
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Whilst ambling towards the practice ground at Holylake on friday, a 4 WD drive Lexus very nearly ran me over at the predestrian crossing; 30 yds further on Tiger and his hefty entourage stepped out of the car.


Ah, the Japanese Mercedes! Precision engineering for a precision golfer.

6.75 Gs for that one, 7 if you yourself were wearing a Pringle jumper in the heat.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

John Prescott couple of Saturday ago getting out of a lift at the Princess Quay Shopping Centre in Hull. He was by himself and even held the lift for us. I didn't mention cowboy outfits to him because Brokeback Mountain aint my thing.

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