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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:30 pm Post subject: Greg-a-Celeb |
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The official thread to log all your celebrity sightings in a bid to challenge for the Greg Stone Schmoozer Trophy. I'll start us off and will rate each sighting out of ten based on criteria I will make up as I go along. Retrospective sightings can only be claimed if they happened in the last two weeks.
I spied James Dean Bradfield (of the Maniac Street Cleaners) earlier today by the steps of Birmingham's Bullring Shopping Centre. I asked for a rendition of my favourite tune of his, Tsunami but got waved away....
Score: 6 Gs
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About two weeks ago I had Aled Jones sat next to me in my taxi.
Then just this Saturday I had Nick Knowles (DIY SOS) in my taxi aswell.
How is that for starters.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff, outside the Charlotte Street Hotel a week last Sunday, getting into a car (which had a driver).
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:43 pm Post subject: |
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I held open a door for Harriet Harman yesterday
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:47 pm Post subject: |
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How is that for starters. |
Racing away there Simmo, top Gstering!
* Aled Jones - It's not everyone who can say they've had Aled in the back of their Taxi! 6.5 out of ten, you'd have scored extra points for regailing us with Snowman or Songs of Praise gags you'd told during the journey. Good effort though.
* Nick Knowles - Impressive to catch the ubiquitous Mr Knowles whilst not filming some late morning/early evening tat for the BBC. Extra points would have been gained if you'd mentioned MDF during the trip but a solid 6 out of ten.
Total score 12.5 Gs
Edit: Increased to 13.5 as Mr knowles was pissed and lost his keys.....
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Coe in a lift last week. |
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:50 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
SIMMO wrote: |
How is that for starters. |
Racing away there Simmo, top Gstering!
* Aled Jones - It's not everyone who can say they've had Aled in the back of their Taxi! 6.5 out of ten, you'd have scored extra points for regailing us with Snowman or Songs of Praise gags you'd told during the journey. Good effort though.
* Nick Knowles - Impressive to catch the ubiquitous Mr Knowles whilst not filming some late morning/early evening tat for the BBC. Extra points would have been gained if you'd mentioned MDF during the trip but a solid 6 out of ten. Total score 12.5 Gs
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Forgot to mention that I got a phone call the next cause said leader of DIY programme left his keys in the taxi cause he was smahsed out of his head the night before, so had to pay me another taxi fare to take them back to him. Who says the money is dead in the BBC.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Coe in a lift last week. |
I hate Sebastian Coe!
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Bobby wrote: |
David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff, outside the Charlotte Street Hotel a week last Sunday, getting into a car (which had a driver). |
Oooh the best "Celeb" so far. Again a failure to win extra points by not:
* Running behind him in slow motion in speedos
* Talking to your watch a la Michael Knight or impersonating "the voice" of his car
*Pretending he was outside a Hotel with Charlotte Church, swapping numbers and thanking her for a top night.
Overall a good 7 Gs for that one.
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I held open a door for Harriet Harman yesterday |
Did she say: Thanks, Greg?
Lost points because:
*It wasn't the door to the Ladies Toilet
* You didn't ask her if she made it to BC when she studied in York
* She didn't try and headhunt you
A disappointing 5 Gs for you there.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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Lord Coe in a lift last week. |
Good Gstering.
Lost points for:
* Not calling him Steve Cram
* Not saying: Going down? As you got into the lift.
6.5 Gs for that one though Thomas.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:00 pm Post subject: |
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A brief life summary of such episodes (not in any order):
Andrey Shevchenko
Peter Mandelson
Alex Ferguson
Gary Neville
Gabriel Heintze
Kevin Keegan
Rudi Voller
Joe Jordan
Gary Lineker (twice)
Claire Short
Alan Hansen (twice)
Mark Lawrenson (twice)
Martin O'Neill
Brian Moore (ex-England rugby union)
Harry Secombe
Geoff Boycott
Queen Elizabeth II
Prince Philip
Maggie Thatcher
Prince Andrew & Fat Ginger
Robert Runcie (Archbishop)
Alan Hardwick
Matthew Stevens (snooker)
Paul Hunter (snooker)
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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In the last two weeks? Please read more carefully Philip. Entry excluded.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
In the last two weeks? Please read more carefully Philip. Entry excluded. |
Oh for f**ks sake.
Ok then. Er........
...I spoke for half an hour on the phone with Altrincham Manager Graham Heathcote last week. Nah, that's no good.
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gster wrote: |
1tom wrote: |
Lord Coe in a lift last week. |
I hate Sebastian Coe!
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Surely extra points for the fact that Greg hates someone famous?!
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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1tom wrote: |
Surely extra points for the fact that Greg hates someone famous?! |
Indeed. Tom upgraded to 7Gs.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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Two men in a Trench 'star' Neil Oliver outside the office in Euston:
http://www.pfd.co.uk/clients/olivern/a-pre-image.html |
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:13 pm Post subject: |
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You should lose marks for not getting the Chris Morris / Day Today reference
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G07sWzYObnk&mode=related&search=
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject: |
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Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.
As school holidays have officially started and I live in the metropolis that is London I fancy my chances at out Gstering Gster.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Chris Walker from Merseybeat etc spotted last week checking in on the greasy spoon he's bought in Priory Place Doncaster 
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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alan curbishley waiting to board an easyjet plane in Nice last week
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Mr. Chips wrote: |
Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.
As school holidays have officially started and I live in the metropolis that is London I fancy my chances at out Gstering Gster. |
That's quite a good one - GP is quality
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gster wrote: |
That's quite a good one - GP is quality |
Just watched a bit of that "Grumpy Holidays" on BBC2 and his voice is perfect for it, quality.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Geoffrey Palmer (actor) paying at a till in Boots, Brent Cross, today.
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Without Dame Judi? *Shock*
6.25 Gs for that one
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alan curbishley waiting to board an easyjet plane in Nice last week |
I'll do a Curbs and play this one down.
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Chris Walker from Merseybeat etc spotted last week checking in on the greasy spoon he's bought in Priory Place Doncaster  |
5.5 Gs
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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Had picture taken with Dickie Bird in Scarborough on Sunday. 10.30am
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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Whilst ambling towards the practice ground at Holylake on friday, a 4 WD drive Lexus very nearly ran me over at the predestrian crossing; 30 yds further on Tiger and his hefty entourage stepped out of the car. |
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Had picture taken with Dickie Bird in Scarborough on Sunday. 10.30am |
7.5 Gs for a pic with that fine Gentleman, Dickie Bird!
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Whilst ambling towards the practice ground at Holylake on friday, a 4 WD drive Lexus very nearly ran me over at the predestrian crossing; 30 yds further on Tiger and his hefty entourage stepped out of the car. |
Ah, the Japanese Mercedes! Precision engineering for a precision golfer.
6.75 Gs for that one, 7 if you yourself were wearing a Pringle jumper in the heat.
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject: |
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John Prescott couple of Saturday ago getting out of a lift at the Princess Quay Shopping Centre in Hull. He was by himself and even held the lift for us. I didn't mention cowboy outfits to him because Brokeback Mountain aint my thing.
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