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The Legion Of Cream
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:41 am Post subject: One for Mr Hislop... |
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/4770157.stm
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Robert Hislop
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:44 am Post subject: |
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Cheers Lem! 
Hey, did I tell ya the time when I used to watch Newcastle in the Andy Cole era, 'n never missed a goal he scored? 
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The Legion Of Cream
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:48 am Post subject: |
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Cheers Lem! 
Hey, did I tell ya the time when I used to watch Newcastle in the Andy Cole era, 'n never missed a goal he scored?  |
I'm beginning to warm to you
At least you can take a joke in good banter. Like. 
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Robert Hislop
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 9:50 am Post subject: |
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Cheers lad. 
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hadleighhammer
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: |
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That's them down then... 
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city_reject
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Reading the title i thought you ment Shaka. |
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Richard
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
This appointment hasn't been met with the gasps of "what the f*ck" on Tyneside as the appointment of Souness was. |
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Robert Hislop
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 2:11 pm Post subject: |
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city_reject wrote: |
Reading the title i thought you ment Shaka. |
So did I! 
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Mr. Chips
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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Richard wrote: |
In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
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M'lud, I refer the honorable gentleman to Neil Thompson, Carlton Palmer, Mark Wright and Neil Redfern. The defence rests.
*folds arms in self-satisfied manner*
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LA Metros Hockey Player
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Chips wrote: |
Richard wrote: |
In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
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M'lud, I refer the honorable gentleman to Neil Thompson, Carlton Palmer, Mark Wright and Neil Redfern. The defence rests.
*folds arms in self-satisfied manner*
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*coughbrasscough*
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:48 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Chips wrote: |
Mark Wright |
Been re-appointed manager of Chester City with Graham Barrow as his assistant.
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Richard
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 7:49 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Chips wrote: |
Richard wrote: |
In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
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M'lud, I refer the honorable gentleman to Neil Thompson, Carlton Palmer, Mark Wright and Neil Redfern. The defence rests.
*folds arms in self-satisfied manner*
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I hereby call my witnesses:
50,000+ Newcastle fans,
20,000- Blackburn fans,
50,000+ Rangers fans.
I also submit, to the court, my evidance that if he had been at York, he would been more of a failure than Terry D*l*n.
*wanders off to the pub knowing the case is won*
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Mr. Chips
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 8:04 pm Post subject: |
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Richard wrote: |
Mr. Chips wrote: |
Richard wrote: |
In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
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M'lud, I refer the honorable gentleman to Neil Thompson, Carlton Palmer, Mark Wright and Neil Redfern. The defence rests.
*folds arms in self-satisfied manner*
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I hereby call my witnesses:
50,000+ Newcastle fans,
20,000- Blackburn fans,
50,000+ Rangers fans.
I also submit, to the court, my evidance that if he had been at York, he would been more of a failure than Terry D*l*n.
*wanders off to the pub knowing the case is won*
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One word, your honour: RELEGATION
All of my candidates have relegated clubs, the defendant's client has never relegated a club, despite coming close
M'learned friend's comment about D*l*n should be stricken from the record as this is pure speculation.
*cursing as missed D*l*n from list*
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LondonVillageRed
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject: |
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Case dismissed. Human Rights and that.
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Bobby
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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LondonVillageRed wrote: |
Case dismissed. Human Rights and that. |
Case ignored. Random elderly Scot wiped from the planet.
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The Legion Of Cream
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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I liked Dolan, personally.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:55 pm Post subject: |
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lem wrote: |
I liked Dolan, personally. |
New trial.
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Posted: Tue May 16, 2006 10:57 pm Post subject: |
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Lem for Death Penalty, hung drawn and quartered in centre of York
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The Legion Of Cream
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:29 am Post subject: |
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yorkiethelion wrote: |
Lem for Death Penalty, hung drawn and quartered in centre of York |
I forgot to mention towards the end!! 
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MacPhail
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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Richard wrote: |
Mr. Chips wrote: |
Richard wrote: |
In all fairness, it's hard to be a worse manager than Graeme Souness.
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M'lud, I refer the honorable gentleman to Neil Thompson, Carlton Palmer, Mark Wright and Neil Redfern. The defence rests.
*folds arms in self-satisfied manner*
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I hereby call my witnesses:
50,000+ Newcastle fans,
20,000- Blackburn fans,
50,000+ Rangers fans.
I also submit, to the court, my evidance that if he had been at York, he would been more of a failure than Terry D*l*n.
*wanders off to the pub knowing the case is won*
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You won't find TOO many brassed-off Rangers fans, apart from concerning the manner of his departure, so 50,000+ of your witnesses are unreliable.
Retrial ! (again)
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Could I call that Icelandic postman, don't think he was too impressed with Souness either...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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deeuu wrote: |
Could I call that Icelandic postman, don't think he was too impressed with Souness either... |
He got the ball.
Jonsson's left one as I remember ...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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MacPhail wrote: |
deeuu wrote: |
Could I call that Icelandic postman, don't think he was too impressed with Souness either... |
He got the ball.
Jonsson's left one as I remember ...
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I think you could have used this S too... 
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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MacPhail wrote: |
50,000+ of your witnesses are unreliable.
Retrial ! (again) |
Quite a lot of them would already be near a court though, just outside having a fag waiting for their verdicts to come in.
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:33 pm Post subject: |
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Yann wrote: |
MacPhail wrote: |
50,000+ of your witnesses are unreliable.
Retrial ! (again) |
Quite a lot of them would already be near a court though, just outside having a fag waiting for their verdicts to come in.
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They don't give right wing paramilitaries bail, so they'd be in their cells waiting...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 8:59 pm Post subject: |
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Yann wrote: |
MacPhail wrote: |
50,000+ of your witnesses are unreliable.
Retrial ! (again) |
Quite a lot of them would already be near a court though, just outside having a fag waiting for their verdicts to come in.
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Think you might be mistaking them for the unwashed, dole-claiming, terrorist-supporting types from across the City ...
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Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 9:26 pm Post subject: |
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deeuu wrote: |
Could I call that Icelandic postman, don't think he was too impressed with Souness either... |
Star witness: George McCluskey.......
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