Stan Collymore - Basic Instinct 2

AllModCons · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:36 pm Post subject: Stan Collymore - Basic Instinct 2

It's quite apt that Collymore makes his acting debut in a film about some sexual voyeur on the wrong side of the law. I then got thinking about other footballers and possible roles/films they could play:

Neil "Relegation" Redfearn - 2,000 leagues under the sea
Iain Dowie - The Elephant Man
Chris Brass - Resevoir Dogs - Nice Guy Brassy
Alex Mathie - Charlie and The Chocolate Factory - Augustus Gloop
Chris Porter - Bram Stoker's Dracula
Stuart Pearce - Pyscho
Alan Shearer - Dirty, Rotten, Scoundrel
Graham Rix - Anything with a 15 Certificate
David Rush - Trainspotting
Tony Canham - Smokey & The Bandit - "The Bandit"
Jez Milner - Rain Man
Billy McEwan - Mission Possible
Adie Randall - The Postman
Jose Mourinho - The World Is Not Enough
Bill Murray - Groundhog Day
Roman Abramovich - From Russia With Love
Graham Le Saux - My Left Foot
Paul Groves, Teddy Sheringham, Steve Davis, Kevin Donovan - Cocoon
Eric Cantona - The Karate Kid
Peter Reid - Planet Of The Apes
Bill Murray - Groundhog Day
Wayne Hall - Edward Scissor Feet
Steve Agnew - Kojak
David Beckham - My Fair Lady
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AllModCons · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:45 pm Post subject:

Edgar Davids - The Predator
Dennis Bergkamp - (No) Planes (Just) Trains & Automobiles
Arsene Wenger - I Didn't See What You Did Last Summer
Sir Alex Ferguson - Star Wars - Chewy
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DMN · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:16 pm Post subject:

Peter Crouch - White men can't jump.

AllModCons · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:25 pm Post subject:

Jason Lee - Cool Runnings
Alan Curbishley - The Italian Job "This is the self Deprication Society..."
Chris Kamara - Billy Ocean's 11
Shaun Wright Phillips - Catch Me If You Can
Dwight Yorke and Andy Cole - Three's Company
Forest Green Rovers - Sleepy Hollow
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Bobby · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:27 pm Post subject:

AllModCons · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:29 pm Post subject:

DMN · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:32 pm Post subject:

Lionel Messi - Bambi.
Clayton Donaldson - Bambi on Ice.

DMN · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject:

Manny Panther - Black Emanuel goes to Africa

AllModCons · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:33 pm Post subject:

Sun Ji Hi - The Manchurian Candidate
Roy Keane - Raging Bull
Dennis Wise, Vinnie Jones - The Usual Suspects
Alan Smith - The Shinning Embarassed

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DMN · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:39 pm Post subject:

Ruud V Nistelrooy - Seabiscuit
Joey Barton, Lee Bowyer - Fight Club
Robert Pires - The Three Muskateers
Drogba, Makelele, Viera, Bellamy, Savage - Zulu

DMN · Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 10:46 pm Post subject:

Micheal Owen, Steven Garrard - Oliver Twist

DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:07 am Post subject:

Neil 'Relegation' Redfearn - MISERY

Arsenal FC - THE FRENCH CONNECTION

Crystal Palace FC - WHERE EAGLES DARE

Sir Bobby Robson & Sir Bobby Charlton - GOODFELLAS

Thierry Henry - TOP GUN (NER)

Roy Keane - THE COLOR OF MONEY

Mike Riley, Howard Webb & Dermot Gallagher - MEN IN BLACK

Andy Bishop & Clayton Donaldson - CITY SLICKERS

Gary Lineker, Robbie Savage & Iain Dowie - THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE UGLY

Peter Crouch - GIANT / BIG
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monkey · Reserve team player Joined: 01 Nov 2002 Posts: 49

Rooney - The Producers (Max Bialystock)

Martin Keown - Planet of Apes (The Apes)

yorkiethelion · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:25 am Post subject:

Peter Crouch - ELF
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lem · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 1:09 pm Post subject:

Trevor Sinclair- The Mask

David McNiven- American Pie(s)

Keiron Dyer& Lee Bowyer- Fight Club

Paulo Di Canio- Das Boot

Relegation Redfearn- Kill Bill(y)

Urs Meier (if thats how you spell it)- Unforgiven

Rio Ferdinand- Stand By Me

Lee Nogan- Monsters Inc, The Thing

Micha Richards- Snatch

Lee Andrews- No Mans Land

Jamie Redknapp, Robbie Fowler, Steve McManaman- Spice World

UkrainianPhil- Soultaker, The Foreigner, You Only Live Twice (on confguide) Wink

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Douglas Craig and Barry Swallow - Ruthless People!

noddyinnapa · Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:52 pm Post subject:

Neli Redfearn - Dumb and Dumber
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST · Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:24 am Post subject:

Steve Bruce - BRASSED OFF / THE CRYING GAME
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Liverpool Football Team - The magnificant seven