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LondonVillageRed
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Caption Comp! Reply with quote




Pass it here Mr Lucas, I'M FREE!
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Mr. Chips
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here's my handle.....
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MrPeaks
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gravesend player,

"If I look towards the camera now, I can do my 'Harry Worth' impression."

For those of a certain age!
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AllModCons
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As Thunderbird 2 launched itself from the First Aid hut Virgil knew his cover was blown.....
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SMP
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Guess what I had for dinner... mmmm mince.
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MrPeaks
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 7:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is not a caption but if you look closely at Neil's shorts you should be able to make out the face of a 'white panther' right where his 'lunch box' is!
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noddyinnapa
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MrPeaks wrote:
This is not a caption but if you look closely at Neil's shorts you should be able to make out the face of a 'white panther' right where his 'lunch box' is!



You are Dale Winton and ICM £5 Laughing
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Walwyn
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

'When the boss asked you to camp out in their half Neil....................'
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UkrainianPhil
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bish had taken the ultimate conversion after trying to play the hard man by goading the York fans at both derbies earlier in the season.
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Malton Seadog
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone on the touchline alerts Neil Bishop to the two tampons sticking out of his socks.
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MrPeaks
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The tranquillizer dart in Bish's left forearm slowly starts to take effect.
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noddyinnapa
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Round three of musical statues was playing havoc with Billy's gameplan
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All it took was one call from Ashley Cole to remind Neil Bishop of where he had left his phone...
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AllModCons
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Billy realised that urging his team to "pull the trigger" during his half-time team talk was a mistake.....
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Reg Hedge
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 6:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

NB:

"How very DARE you!

"What dear? me dear? midfield general dear? Noooo dear".
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Stgeli
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 14, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kiss the badge sir? Ohh, suits you sir!
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