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 Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:05 pm Post subject: Lib Dems at it again |
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| Which high-flying Liberal Democrat was given a lift to his party's spring conference in Harrogate by a failed Lib Dem parliamentary candidate and her friend, the daughter of a peer, and enjoyed in-car "heavy petting" with both women en route, followed by sex with both of them (separately) at conference. |
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As I always say when it comes to the Lib Dems, send them to fight in Iraq.
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Bobby
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| Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 9:51 pm Post subject: Re: Lib Dems at it again |
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| Bobby wrote: |
| ...enjoyed in-car "heavy petting" with both women en route.... |
I hope she didn't take her hands off the wheel....
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I understand "heavy petting" is a euphemism.... also known as "doing a Taylforth"
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| gster wrote: |
I understand "heavy petting" is a euphemism.... also known as "doing a Taylforth"
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Err... who was driving?
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| AL wrote: |
| gster wrote: |
I understand "heavy petting" is a euphemism.... also known as "doing a Taylforth"
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Err... who was driving?
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A true "Taylforth" allows you to pull off (oh er missus!) on a slip road. You must first however complain of stomach cramps.
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A true "Taylforth" allows you to pull off (oh er missus!) on a slip road. You must first however complain of stomach cramps. |
Yes, I realise that but I interpreted "en route" as actually being in motion. Which would be difficult.
Especially with three people involved. Unless you can convince me otherwise, preferably with a 3D drawing.
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LondonVillageRed
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I understand "heavy petting" is a euphemism.... also known as "doing a Taylforth"
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Absolutely outrageous. Especially as the driving test centre is bang opposite the Conference Centre.
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Can't believe hetrosexuality has finally spread to the Lib Dems. 
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| Can't believe hetrosexuality has finally spread to the Lib Dems. |
We'll see what a man you are on October 13th 2007 pal.
 
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| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
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| Can't believe hetrosexuality has finally spread to the Lib Dems. |
We'll see what a man you are on October 13th 2007 pal.
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Yeah ? Bring on your hairy, unwashed Ukrainian hordes and we'll send them homeward to think again !
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| Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 12:46 pm Post subject: Re: Lib Dems at it again |
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| Which high-flying Liberal Democrat was given a lift to his party's spring conference in Harrogate by a failed Lib Dem parliamentary candidate and her friend, the daughter of a peer, and enjoyed in-car "heavy petting" with both women en route, followed by sex with both of them (separately) at conference. |
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And NOT ONE of them was wearing a Gimp Mask !
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UkrainianPhil
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| Yeah ? Bring on your hairy, unwashed Ukrainian hordes and we'll send them homeward to think again ! |
Send them homeward?
Doubt it, they'll be staying to claim asylum!
Let's hope the arrange the away game somewhere really nasty like Donetsk or Dnipropetrovsk.
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