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CityTillIDie
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 Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 10:33 am Post subject: Christmas with the Jobi1's |
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Jobi1's mum: Cooeeee! Jobi dear. Time to wake up.
Jobi1: Eh?! Whaat? What time is it?
Jobi1's mum: It's 9 o'clock dear. Anyway, merry Christmas!
Jobi1: For f***s sake mum i've told you not to use that word!
Jobi1's mum: Which word dear?
Jobi1: That word you used just now.
Jobi1's mum: What? Christmas?
Jobi1: You've done it again! Using that word is the equivalent to slapping a British muslim in the face. You should call today an inter-faith inclusive festival of fun.
Jobi1's mum: Don't be silly dear. Now come downstairs and open your prezzies.
Jobi1: I've told you I don't want prezzies. It's all a capitalist conspiracy of greed. Giving out prezzies is like slapping the face of a starving african child.
Jobi1's mum: But I got you a Che Guevara action man!
Jobi1: [scrambles out of bed]
Jobi1's mum: [chuckle]
[later on]
Jobi1's mum: Jobi dear would you like breast or thigh?
Jobi1: For f**k's sake mum you know i'm a vegan.
Jobi1's mum: But dear you can't just have sprouts
Jobi1's dad: Oh leave him to it dear. If he wants to be a c**t that's his business.
[later on]
Jobi1's mum: [switches over to the Queen's speech]
Jobi1: [puts boot through the tv screen]
 Merry Xmas fella if you read this.
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:51 am Post subject: |
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Great stuff mate, made me laugh.
And some good news for you - Frank Sidebottom is making a comeback, I spoke to his agent on Wednesday he wants to come to York and do an interview to promote his relaunch!
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Ivan Dobsky
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
Frank Sidebottom is making a comeback, I spoke to his agent on Wednesday he wants to come to York and do an interview to promote his relaunch!
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Ask him about his wife putting marmalade in his shoes and where he ended up on the way back to Manchester after a few beers in York with the APT lot. 
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AL
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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| Ivan Dobsky wrote: |
Ask him about his wife putting marmalade in his shoes and where he ended up on the way back to Manchester after a few beers in York with the APT lot. |
Just as a matter of interest, where DID he end up?
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Paul Barron
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 3:13 pm Post subject: Re: Christmas with the Jobi1's |
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| CityTillIDie wrote: |
Jobi1's mum: Cooeeee! Redtrad dear. Time to wake up.
Jobi1: Eh?! Whaat? What time is it?
Jobi1's mum: It's 9 o'clock dear. Anyway, merry Christmas!
Jobi1: For f***s sake mum i've told you not to use that word!
Jobi1's mum: Which word dear?
Jobi1: That word you used just now.
Jobi1's mum: What? Christmas?
Jobi1: You've done it again! Using that word is the equivalent to slapping a British muslim in the face. You should call today an inter-faith inclusive festival of fun.
Jobi1's mum: Don't be silly dear. Now come downstairs and open your prezzies.
Jobi1: I've told you I don't want prezzies. It's all a capitalist conspiracy of greed. Giving out prezzies is like slapping the face of a starving african child.
Jobi1's mum: But I got you a Che Guevara action man!
Jobi1: [scrambles out of bed]
Jobi1's mum: [chuckle]
[later on]
Jobi1's mum: Redtrad dear would you like breast or thigh?
Jobi1: For f**k's sake mum you know i'm a vegan.
Jobi1's mum: But dear you can't just have sprouts
Jobi1's dad: Oh leave him to it dear. If he wants to be a c**t that's his business.
[later on]
Jobi1's mum: [switches over to the Queen's speech]
Jobi1: [puts boot through the tv screen]
Merry Xmas fella if you read this. |
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CityTillIDie
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| Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
Great stuff mate, made me laugh.
And some good news for you - Frank Sidebottom is making a comeback, I spoke to his agent on Wednesday he wants to come to York and do an interview to promote his relaunch!
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Nice  Gster even mentioned something about Sir Sidebottom going into politics aswell  Think 'G' was all up for singing up until he realised this new party had policies.
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