Things you've always wanted to say to certain people !

MacPhail

To Tim Westwood - "You're NOT f**king Black !"

To Tim Westwood's would-be assassin - "Can I direct you to Specsavers ?"

To the girl at work who is a living nightmare - "I'd like to introduce you to Tim Westwood's would-be assassin !" Twisted Evil

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TCJYork · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:22 am Post subject:

Tim Westwood is DJing in Lancaster tomorrow, feel free to come and join me in heckling and throwing rotten fruit.

The Americans on my corridor found it hard to understand the whole Tim Westwood concept. Our explanation was - you know you actually have Xzibit presenting Pimp my Ride - well we have a 40 year old white southern bloke who thinks he's Xzibit.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 7:55 pm Post subject:

To MacPhail: Try drinking pints you big wuss!

To Douglas Craig: You're a £@!!?g b?!!*$d *£**. A more despicable th!*?!!? *@@*k I have yet to meet. Now $@@£ off you **££?less t**d and curl ?! a%£ *i* ?!!. Got that?
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UkrainianPhil · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 8:43 pm Post subject:

To MacPhail:

ALAN CORK.

Very Happy

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AllModCons · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:12 pm Post subject:

Sorry Officer, McFly were dead when I arrived.....
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Herman the Tosser · Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2005 11:20 pm Post subject:

Dear Morrissey - Why do you come here?

MacPhail · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 9:07 am Post subject:

Jethro Q Walrustitty · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 11:43 am Post subject:

I always wanted to call a certain person who goes in my local in Ripon a vile racist c***. I actually did that last Wednesday, whilst pouring a pint of beer over the obnoxious git's head, after he came out with a really disgusting tirade of racial abuse.

I gather he's still allowed in the place, so I've barred myself.

TooOldToPogo · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:09 pm Post subject:

Of course I'm flattered but that's not really necessary Miss Bellucci, I only deliver your milk and I get paid for that ...... but alright then if you insist..

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mknott · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:02 pm Post subject:

to acombred - Try drinking lager!!
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LA Metros Hockey Player · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:08 pm Post subject:

Kroy · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 6:59 pm Post subject:

To mknott - forget lager, it has to be proper beer!!
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AL · Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2005 10:40 pm Post subject:

AllModCons · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:53 am Post subject:

"Sorry Jose, Roman but I've already agreed terms with York City..."

"Phil, I'm not giving you a six month contract at the BBC" *abuse* "I'm giving you a five year deal to make television programmes. Have you met El Pats? He's re-vamping our current affairs....."
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Tim Wills · Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:26 am Post subject:

Frampton Red - "Can you set the alarm for 7.30"
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