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Tomppa
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 Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:15 pm Post subject: Scientific research by professor Phil |
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Professor Phil in Morecambe University has released a new scientific research where he proves that 9,53 + 6,50 = 15.
"The people in the Continent have been trying to tell us that 9 + 6 = 15.
9 + 7 = 16 and so on. That is clearly an intrigue by the ba****ds who have mixers in their water taps. But when I say that 9,53 plus 6,50 makes fifteen you can believe that. It's like trusting in an Ukrainian. Solid as a rock.
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:18 pm Post subject: |
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Tomppa, when I was a student I shagged a Finnish bird and she was a right miserable cow.
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Helen
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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Well, can you blame her...
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Kingmouse
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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Helen you're improving.
Would you like to join my clique?
 
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Helen
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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Oh god, adulthood's coming too fast.
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AcombDave
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
| Helen wrote: |
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Helen you're improving.
Would you like to join my clique?
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Are you STILL using that chat up line on young girls Phil!
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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| AcombDave wrote: |
| Are you STILL using that chat up line on young girls Phil! |
Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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NagatsukaShumi
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
| AcombDave wrote: |
| Are you STILL using that chat up line on young girls Phil! |
Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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I think Dave wants to be the only member
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DMN
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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| NagatsukaShumi wrote: |
| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
| AcombDave wrote: |
| Are you STILL using that chat up line on young girls Phil! |
Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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I think Dave wants to be the only member
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Who's member?
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janesy
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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I'll have you know UnitedKingdomPhil is a very handsome old man.
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 1:48 pm Post subject: |
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| janesy wrote: |
| I'll have you know UnitedKingdomPhil is a very handsome old man. |
Janesy, I would remind you that it is a criminal offence in the Forum Code to say nice things about me..........
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noddyinnapa
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:45 am Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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POTW just spilt my coffee, Helen you're great a girl who knows football and one liners!! you'll be telling us next you know how to change the wheel of an automobile
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AcombDave
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:46 am Post subject: |
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| NagatsukaShumi wrote: |
| UkrainianPhil wrote: |
| AcombDave wrote: |
| Are you STILL using that chat up line on young girls Phil! |
Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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I think Dave wants to be the only member
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I don't mind chatting up young girls - but I draw the line at Easten block loving ,fat drunken Lee Nogan idolising, perverts!
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:06 am Post subject: |
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| AcombDave wrote: |
| I don't mind chatting up young girls - but I draw the line at Easten block loving ,fat drunken Lee Nogan idolising, perverts! |
I am not a pervert!
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AllModCons
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:15 am Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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Duly noted for my 'Post of the Year' nomination.....
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AL
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| Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 6:52 am Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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Excellent!! Nearly choked on me sandwich!
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AllModCons
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Tomppa, we must trace this women from Phil's past. Do you know any women with concave stomachs?
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catkin
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| Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:58 am Post subject: |
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Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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is it only me that though he meant helen rather than his clique 
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noddyinnapa
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| Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:27 am Post subject: |
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Just cos you're already in it Dave, don't get cocky!
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is it only me that though he meant helen rather than his clique
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Yes..............................Get your coat you Taxi's on it's way 
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Minister of Silly Walks
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| Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 10:39 am Post subject: |
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| Helen wrote: |
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2 rubbers helps things...
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