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GashOmeter
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 Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:06 am Post subject: The Gash from Leeds at home |
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Venue: Social Club
Official GashOmeter rating: 7
A reasonable turnout in the Social club last night. This included the now customary appearance of Jodi Marsh, along with most of the regular Social club beauties. A couple of new faces, probably enticed by Dirty Leeds, (alas we did not find out if they were dirty too), pushed the score over 6.
Overall Verdict: Slightly better than normal Bootham Crescent Gash
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LondonVillageRed
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I have NO idea which regular poster could be behind this. It's all very fishy..........
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AcombDave
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:57 am Post subject: |
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| LondonVillageRed wrote: |
| I have NO idea which regular poster could be behind this. It's all very fishy.......... |
No LVR it isn't him! 
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Mr. Chips
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Methinks the hand of a certain 'Slowhand', and a regular on the city pubs and clubs circuit...
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:25 pm Post subject: |
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The gash was no better than 6.5 in the Social last night but sadly the person measuring the readings on the Gashometer seems to have a penchant for "blossoming young flowers".
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Mr. Chips
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So it IS him!
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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It's the one who skips around like a pansy but has the deadly eye of a viper for an innocent young female.........
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Jack McCoy
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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I like this idea. Wonder if it will last the entire season...
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UkrainianPhil
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Jack McCoy wrote: |
| I like this idea. Wonder if it will last the entire season... |
It depends whether or not the person measuring the Gashometer can stay out of prison whilst taking his "readings".
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GashOmeter
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| GashOmeter offers an impartial rating of Gash from as many York City matches as possible. GashOmeter cannot be held responsible for anything that may occur as a result of anything said or done by the GashOmeter. Neither should any ratings offered by the GashOmeter be taken as a recommendation to visit the said venue - GashOmeter has no liability for any disappointment or lack of action that may result. |
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Abel19
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GashOmeter can't spell either
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Chops3000 Predicta-matic
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GashOmeter
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| Chops3000 Predicta-matic wrote: |
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| GashOmeter will get bored by December. |
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| A love of Gash is for life and the pursuit of the football club with the finest Gash in England is my aim. The end goal will be beautiful and there will be no boredom in its pursuit |
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moschops
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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A Donny fan I know did this whilst they were in the Conference, but he backed up his scores with photographic proof.
I lay down the challenge to GashOmeter to emulate this. |
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AcombDave
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| Posted: Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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| moschops wrote: |
A Donny fan I know did this whilst they were in the Conference, but he backed up his scores with photographic proof.
I lay down the challenge to GashOmeter to emulate this. |
Bloody hell he is not that technical he has problems working out how to use a ringpull (mind you I understand he is good with a telephone!)
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carp1
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| LondonVillageRed wrote: |
| I have NO idea which regular poster could be behind this. It's all very fishy.......... |
The Carp has nothing to do with this whatsoever. Whilst of course from time to time I might have made the odd reference about shagging etc, I would never refer to the fairer sex as "gash".
Indeed, as a firm believer in sexual equality , the very word "gash" is an offence to all girls everywhere......
But having said that I would still ban them from football grounds, re-open male only drinking establishments and only talk to them when one feels the neccesary need to copulate.........
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AllModCons
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Just as long as he doesn't go for a Barclays.....
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Malkie
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:27 am Post subject: |
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Rab C Nesbit has a son called Gash.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 4:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Malkie wrote: |
| Rab C Nesbit has a son called Gash. |
Good point - although the guy posting these 'ratings', from what I am led to believe, ISN'T a denim-wearing, stubby fellow with a tatty headband and a disturbed frown. (Well, I'll give you the last one! )
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Angus
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| Posted: Thu Aug 05, 2004 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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...........And WHO was that over in the corner! :lol
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