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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:12 pm Post subject: Caption Comp - Barry P at Guiseley |
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BARRY PARKER at Guiseley behind the City dugout............ 

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Jack McCoy
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:26 pm Post subject: |
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"Brassy!......Brassy!!......Any chance of run out in the 2nd half?..."
Seizing a rare chance to venture beyond the commentary box, Barry contented himself with a session of trainer spotting......
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Tim Wills
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Herman the Tosser wrote: |
Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker |
Seems rather ironic since you'll be the one looking for buses.
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Jack McCoy
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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Tim Wills wrote: |
Herman the Tosser wrote: |
Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker |
Seems rather ironic since you'll be the one looking for buses.
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And chaps that look like your avatar, too. Rawr.
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Stgeli
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:05 am Post subject: |
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Moments later, just after the No.23 bus to Leeds drove past, Guiseley's perimeter wall suffered a mysterious crack.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:13 am Post subject: |
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Barry thinks........
I hope all the gents toilets in the conference have a pitch view.
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carp1
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:12 am Post subject: Re: Caption Comp - Barry P at Guiseley |
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote: |
BARRY PARKER at Guiseley behind the City dugout............ 
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Taken from the Daily Sport today
"Well known local football anorak caught up in bizzare fetish "rub off" with wall...."
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:52 am Post subject: |
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The newly installed dug out 'glory hole' gained its first customer! |
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Helen
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:46 am Post subject: |
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MY EYES!!!
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dicko.35
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:31 am Post subject: |
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lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:48 am Post subject: |
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dicko.35 wrote: |
lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b |
What????
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:20 am Post subject: |
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dicko.35 wrote: |
lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b |
I thought that's what you said!
Anybody done that language at school or college able to help us with a translation?
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:21 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, we don't study Retard at Holy Cross.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:26 am Post subject: |
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Helen wrote: |
Sorry, we don't study Retard at Holy Cross. |
The cutting wit from the girl from t'other side of t'ills!

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MacPhail
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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More an observation than a caption but ... Barry still lives with his Mum doesn't he ? 
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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Mullet wrote: |
The newly installed dug out 'glory hole' gained its first customer! |
Beat me to it... although I would have included a reference to Lee Nogan 
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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"Referee spots his psychotherapist behind the goal."
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dicko.35
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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i meant to write flats but i pressed g instead of f oh no the world s gonna end nah just a mistake people make out like its a once in a lifetime thing.....
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:04 pm Post subject: |
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Having watched Terry Dolan for three years, Barry tentatively took the first steps towards football club management by practicing the 'lean on side of dugout looking like a prat' routine.
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Jack McCoy
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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dicko.35 wrote: |
i meant to write flats but i pressed g instead of f oh no the world s gonna end nah just a mistake people make out like its a once in a lifetime thing..... |
That and that original post didn't make any sense anyway.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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cheers herman u take abuse from jade goody and then u takeit out on me a victim...........
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Lovely set of flats, let's have an on air phone - in during the next game discussing what the prices may be |
Was that what you meant in the first message? 
As for the caption: BP gets closer for a look to identify whether the Guiseley strip looks like First York buses circa 1998 or 2002 / BP provides the City contingent with useful bus timetable advice for the future away game with Forest Green / "If Groves can get a game, than surely I aren't too old".
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AllModCons
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:59 am Post subject: |
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Barry: These shorts are so tight I'll have to rest here until I get my breath back.
Barry: The fashion police will never find me here.....
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:10 am Post subject: |
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Following his release, Paul Barron undertook any disguise so he could watch his beloved City......
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:51 am Post subject: |
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Barry:
"Wish I,d seen that "Wet Paint" sign, suppose I better stand here until everyone has gone."
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:53 am Post subject: |
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Revolving hoarding proves a hit with radio commentator.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:43 pm Post subject: |
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AL QAEEDA suspect caught on film planting suspect package next to City dugout. - (Please phone Scotland Yard if you can identify this man.)
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
Following his release, Paul Barron undertook any disguise so he could watch his beloved City...... |
I think he'd rather have a life ban than turn up to the football in such attire!
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