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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:12 pm    Post subject: Caption Comp - Barry P at Guiseley Reply with quote

BARRY PARKER at Guiseley behind the City dugout............ Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Brassy!......Brassy!!......Any chance of run out in the 2nd half?..."

Seizing a rare chance to venture beyond the commentary box, Barry contented himself with a session of trainer spotting......
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Herman the Tosser wrote:
Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker

Seems rather ironic since you'll be the one looking for buses.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim Wills wrote:
Herman the Tosser wrote:
Tim Wills in American Tourist shocker

Seems rather ironic since you'll be the one looking for buses.
And chaps that look like your avatar, too. Rawr.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Moments later, just after the No.23 bus to Leeds drove past, Guiseley's perimeter wall suffered a mysterious crack.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry thinks........

I hope all the gents toilets in the conference have a pitch view.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:12 am    Post subject: Re: Caption Comp - Barry P at Guiseley Reply with quote

DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote:
BARRY PARKER at Guiseley behind the City dugout............ Laughing



Taken from the Daily Sport today
"Well known local football anorak caught up in bizzare fetish "rub off" with wall...."
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 6:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The newly installed dug out 'glory hole' gained its first customer!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 7:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MY EYES!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dicko.35 wrote:
lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b


What????
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dicko.35 wrote:
lovely set of glats lets have a on air phone in the next game discussing wot the prices amy b


I thought that's what you said!

Anybody done that language at school or college able to help us with a translation?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry, we don't study Retard at Holy Cross.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Helen wrote:
Sorry, we don't study Retard at Holy Cross.


The cutting wit from the girl from t'other side of t'ills!
Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

More an observation than a caption but ... Barry still lives with his Mum doesn't he ? Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mullet wrote:
The newly installed dug out 'glory hole' gained its first customer!


Laughing Laughing Beat me to it... although I would have included a reference to Lee Nogan Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 12:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Referee spots his psychotherapist behind the goal."
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 4:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i meant to write flats but i pressed g instead of f oh no the world s gonna end nah just a mistake people make out like its a once in a lifetime thing.....
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Having watched Terry Dolan for three years, Barry tentatively took the first steps towards football club management by practicing the 'lean on side of dugout looking like a prat' routine.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dicko.35 wrote:
i meant to write flats but i pressed g instead of f oh no the world s gonna end nah just a mistake people make out like its a once in a lifetime thing.....
That and that original post didn't make any sense anyway.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

cheers herman u take abuse from jade goody and then u takeit out on me a victim...........
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? Confused

Quote:
Lovely set of flats, let's have an on air phone - in during the next game discussing what the prices may be


Was that what you meant in the first message? Wink

As for the caption: BP gets closer for a look to identify whether the Guiseley strip looks like First York buses circa 1998 or 2002 / BP provides the City contingent with useful bus timetable advice for the future away game with Forest Green / "If Groves can get a game, than surely I aren't too old".
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry: These shorts are so tight I'll have to rest here until I get my breath back.

Barry: The fashion police will never find me here.....
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Following his release, Paul Barron undertook any disguise so he could watch his beloved City......
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Barry:

"Wish I,d seen that "Wet Paint" sign, suppose I better stand here until everyone has gone."
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Revolving hoarding proves a hit with radio commentator.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AL QAEEDA suspect caught on film planting suspect package next to City dugout. - (Please phone Scotland Yard if you can identify this man.)
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AllModCons wrote:
Following his release, Paul Barron undertook any disguise so he could watch his beloved City......


Laughing I think he'd rather have a life ban than turn up to the football in such attire!
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