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LondonVillageRed
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I've been dreaming of a time when
to be English is not to be baneful
to be standing by the flag, not feeling shameful
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Pathetic Shark
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Joined: 20 Oct 2002
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:27 am Post subject: Re: Over to you AMC...... |
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"I think we'll go with the dark blue shorts after all". |
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MarkW
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Location: Poppleton. York.
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 10:37 am Post subject: Re: Over to you AMC...... |
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"Sorry Jeff, you were saying; "you,ve been watching a few re-runs of All Creatures Great and Small, you,ve bought a glove and you want to do what to me? "
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Location: Down the boozer, penning the next SCOOP!
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 11:09 am Post subject: |
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"I tell you what, Jeff, this new material doesn't half make yer knackers itch!"
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carp1
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Location: "Dirty Leeds"
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| Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2004 1:44 pm Post subject: Re: Over to you AMC...... |
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" Tell you what Chrissy baby, you aint packing much in the old weapon department. Want me to give it a rub with our favourite latex glove to see if that makes it look bigger........."
[ Tis the writers disclaimer that he thinks that neither Mr Brass and Mr Miller play around with latex gloves at all, or that they are kinky, but that I have a vivid and peculiar imagination]
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Donald Burns
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Location: Edinburgh
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Your ball distribution is getting worse!
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Pathetic Shark
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| You might not like it Chris, but it's the only way you'll get as far as a semi this year. |
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MarkW
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| Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:25 am Post subject: |
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Carp wins!!! 
(and there ain,t much can make me laugh on a Monday morning..)
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AllModCons
Poster of the Year 2003
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Location: From here to eternity
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| Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:21 am Post subject: |
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Jeff, does my bum look big in this?
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Stgeli
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Location: The wilds of North Yorkshire
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| Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 6:31 am Post subject: |
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Look, Chris, everytime I put on this latex glove you complain about a groin injury. People are starting to talk!
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AllModCons
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Jeff: You can stop wincing Chris, this prosthetic hand is agony....
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AcombDave
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I've told you before, stop playing with yourself you will go blind.
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Lardmonster
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"Let's have a look.... one.... two.... you'll be fine."
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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"Wasn't Paul Groves the practical joker at Grimsby? I'm sure the bugger's put some itching powder in my jockstrap!"
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Woody Wilson
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Jeff - "Whoa, look Chris, I know it hurts but are you really expecting me to go down on you ... GO DOWN THERE, I SAID GO DOWN THERE ...."
Cue long, akward silence |
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El_pats
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| Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2004 3:15 pm Post subject: Re: Over to you AMC...... |
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Jeff: 'Well Chris, my professional diagnosis is that you are suffering from Cheesy Fingers'.
Chris: (*sobs*) 'Oh Christ, not again. Why oh why don't I wear a latex glove like you Jeff'.
Jeff: 'There there. Come inside and we'll get you a tub of swarfega, a bowl of hot water, a brillo pad and some mildly medicated talculm powder'.
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El_pats
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| Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2004 1:01 pm Post subject: Re: Over to you AMC...... |
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CHRIS BRASS: *grabs crotch* 'Hee-Hee! Ooh! Go On Girl! Aaow! Shamone! Hey pretty Nogan with the High heels on! Ooh! Hoo Hoo! Dancin'- Hee! Doggone Lover! ....Shoo-hee Oooh Hee hee! Shoo-hee Woh Woh Hee!'
JEFF MILLER: 'Shamone Chrissy baby. Check my baaaaad-ass white glove... and I got a whole holdall full of dubious pornography. Hee Hee! Acha-Ohhhh....'
CHRIS BRASS: 'Shamone, Go On Girl! Go On! Hee! Hee! Aaow! ... Doggone Lover! Go On Girl! Yeee Heee Check my bad self. Hooo-hoo. Aoww!' Acha-Ooh!
Levels of Excitement Reached Fever Pitch As The York City Contingent Neared The Annual Meeting Of The Michael Jackson Appreciation Society.
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LondonVillageRed
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Ever wish you hadn't started something..................?
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El_pats
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| Ever wish you hadn't started something..................? |
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
I said you wanna be startin' somethin'
You got to be startin' somethin'
It's too high to get over (yeah, yeah)
Too low to get under (yeah, yeah)
You're stuck in the middle (yeah, yeah)
And the pain is thunder (yeah, yeah)
Come on LVR, you got to be startin somethin'
(you didn't attend with CB and JM did you?)
You're a vegetable, you're a vegetable etc etc....
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El_pats
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Have we stopped playing this game now.....?
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Jack McCoy
Executive Assistant District Attorney
Joined: 26 Nov 2002
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Location: On the Prommo world tour - NEXT STOP: The Junction, Leeman Rd.
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**In an inbred, deep Southern America voice**
Caption competition? There ain't no caption competition! Ain't no competition and they're never was.
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