The world balances!

[yorkcity4eva]

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.
He enquired of God, "Where have you been?" God pointed downwards through
the clouds.

"Look Michael, look what I've made" said God.
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to
call it Earth and its going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing down to different parts of the Earth, "For example,
North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South
America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot
and Russia will be a cold spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white
people and over there is a continent of black people."

God continued, pointing to the different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to another area
of land and asked, "What's that?"

"Ah," said God. "That's the north of England, the most glorious place on
earth. There are beautiful people, seven great cities in Yorkshire alone,
and many impressive towns; it is the home of the world's finest artists,
musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and politicians. The people from
North England are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're
going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable,
hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the
world as speakers of truth."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed," What about
balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied very wisely, "Wait till you see the set of wankers I'm putting
down South!!"
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