Im back

Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:09 am Post subject: Im back

Im back in ripp off Britian, no more all you can eat and drink, every Brits a misery gut compared to the Spanish, everythings a ripp off such as fags and booze, the weathers cr*p and Tony Blairs still Prime Minister.
As for my holiday it was great, flight was mint and the air hostess was yum yum (Angela Jolie lookalike) and the turbalance was so bad i thought i was going to crash.
Now the hotel well there was some Glaswegians in the room next door who kept fighting and were just like Rab C Nesbit and i met a Wycome Fan who said they may signing a player called Mitch Ward Rolling Eyes

Anyway wont be long before im in the clouds again, im not staying in this depressing country, im gonna go back on holiday in a few weeks.
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DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 6:09 am Post subject: Re: Im back

Woody Wilson · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:22 am Post subject:

Another holiday?, and you're crying because you'reback in England?, at least you're having a holiday this year you lucky clot. Think yourself lucky.

Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:23 pm Post subject:

Holidays arent expensive and its much better going to Tenerife than Primrose Valley like most of you do.
Anyway this country really depresses me, i mean can anyone tell me an advantage of living in our country, not many is there, i mean high prices, bad weather, miserable people, a failing government, Spains a much happier place and people always smile, the sun shines and it is cheap.
Enough moaning, down to Going Places Monday Morning Mad

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Janesy · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:25 pm Post subject:

u missed off one other point - pracitcally all the lasses in spain are well fit! and are up for anything!
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject:

Well Spanish lasses aint that good looking, most of them have hairy armpits and are slightly overweight Shocked

However the ones at the local lap dancing club well Rolling Eyes

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Janesy · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:34 pm Post subject:

i think the only strip club u'll of visited was the one to get ur hairy back waxed off.
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:37 pm Post subject:

Hehe

Hey i did get a massage in to take the pain away Very Happy

As for my holiday, coming back to the UK is so depressing and as the wheels of the plane touch down on British soil thats when depression kicks in. Anyway im going on holiday again because i will only get more depressed over the summer Mad

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LA Metros Hockey Player · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:39 pm Post subject:

Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:41 pm Post subject:

I woul never go on holiday in the UK, i would only go to Blackpool but places like Scarborough are for day trips not week long holidays Mad

As for going on coach trips to France, i also cant handle them it takes too long i mean 24 hours compared to 1 hour on the plane is a big big difference Mad

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LA Metros Hockey Player · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:46 pm Post subject:

I never go on holidays in England, we usually fly to Spain or Mallorca, but I'm not going this year because I found them totally boring because my dad finds fun in staying in villas 6 miles from any civilisation.

So I have pulled out of going on holiday this year and my parents are - so I have the house to myself for a week! Very Happy

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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:49 pm Post subject:

Thats just plain sad, i would do anything and i mean anything to go abroad even if it means spending a week in Baghdad Mad

The UK is so depressing, it maybe home but these days Tenerife is more of a home, i really want to go back, i have been in tears all day Crying or Very sad

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footyfan · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:58 pm Post subject:

Have you really been in tears?
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:00 pm Post subject:

I have actually, is there anything wrong with that, i had such a good time and i will miss the Angela Jolie lookalike Air stewardess who seemed to fancee me, she kept winking at me, anyway wont be long before im back in the skies Rolling Eyes

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footyfan · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject:

Oh aye.

Perhaps she was winking at the person next to you?
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:05 pm Post subject:

The person next to me looked like Neil Campbell and he had the baldest head and goofiest teeth ever and his wife who was also next to me was bigger than the side of a house Shocked

Im going to go to book another holiday and try and get a flight from Teesside again with Spanair.
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footyfan · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:08 pm Post subject:

You do that.
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:10 pm Post subject:

I will if i get the money, kindly send your donations to True Faith which will go towards a one way plane ticket Smile

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DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:35 pm Post subject:

IF YOU WANT TO GO, LEAVE THE F'CKING COUNTRY. WE DON'T CARE. NO-ONE'S MAKING YOU STAY.
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Lord Winston · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:38 pm Post subject:

Fine i will go, im off to the travel agents first thing on Monday morning, im not staying around here all summer getting more and more depressed Evil or Very Mad

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DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 3:42 pm Post subject:

Just f'ck off. We don't care anymore. No-one on Young Yorkies really gives a sh't how you feel anymore.
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Woody Wilson · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject:

DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:14 pm Post subject:

Memo to True-Faith - our country may be buggered up in some respects, but otherwise you are DAMN LUCKY to be British.

British and PROUD OF IT - that's me.
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LA Metros Hockey Player · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:16 pm Post subject:

POTW!

TOTALLY AGREED DOC!
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Woody Wilson · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject:

I think it's safe to say it's screwed up because of TF and nothing else. Well him and ginger people, f***ing GINNERS, I HATE THEM.

DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject:

Good lad. I'm pleased we agree.
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Kingmouse · Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2004 7:45 pm Post subject:

Now now children, play nicely.
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davrob · Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:10 am Post subject:

Lord Winston · Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:22 am Post subject:

She also kept smiling so something got me guessing she kind of fancees me Smile

Unfortunatley for me Spanair only recrute people who can speak Spanish Crying or Very sad

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davrob · Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2004 1:34 am Post subject: