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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:20 pm Post subject: Teeth-brushing habits |
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I have constructed a quiz about people's habits regarding brushing their teeth. Please submit your answers on this thread and I will provide a psycho-analysis of your results.
Question 1
How often do you brush your teeth?
A - More than twice a day
B - Twice a day
C - Once a day or less
D - Never, brushing teeth is for squares. F**k the system!
Question 2
Have you ever shared your toothbrush?
A - No, I value hygiene
B - No, but I wouldn't rule it out
C - Yes, but not very often
D - Yes, all the time!
Question 3
Which brand of toothpaste do you use?
A - Either Colgate, MacLeans or Aquafresh
B - Another well-known brand, such as Arm & Hammer
C - A less prestigious brand, such as Asda Smartprice
D - I make my own toothpaste out of flour, water, crushed Tic-Tacs and rats' livers
Question 4
Have you been known to use mouthwash?
A - I regularly use mouthwash as a supplement to brushing
B - I have used mouthwash on occasion
C - Never, but I'm up for anything
D - What's mouthwash?
Question 5
If someone broke into your house and stole your toothbrush, would you:
A - Go into a month-long period of mourning
B - Buy another brush
C - Use someone else's
D - View the theft as a sign from the Gods, and stop brushing your teeth
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:27 pm Post subject: |
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1-A
2-A
3-A
4-B
5-A
i have a girlfriend, and i cant stand bad breath! 
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Willow
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:29 pm Post subject: |
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1-B
2-B
3-A
4-B
5-B
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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:36 pm Post subject: |
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janesy wrote: |
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2-A
3-A
4-B
5-A
i have a girlfriend, and i cant stand bad breath!  |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 95%
You clearly value your teeth very highly. In fact, brushing your teeth appears to be what you structure the rest of your day around. You may well even have a favourite tooth. Your obsession with teeth is bordering on being a fetish, but your respect for hygiene must be commended.
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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Willow wrote: |
1-B
2-B
3-A
4-B
5-B |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 80%
You are fairly sensible when it comes to habits relating to teeth, in that you ensure cleanliness of the mouth area without going to the psychopathic extremes of, say, janesy. You indicate a preference for top-name brands of toothpaste, which suggests that only the best will do for you.
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footyfan
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:49 pm Post subject: |
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1)B
2)A
3)A
4)C
5)B
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adamdavy
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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1. B
2. A
3. A
4. B
5. B
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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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footyfan wrote: |
1)B
2)A
3)A
4)C
5)B |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 80%
Much like Willow, your teeth-brushing habits can be viewed as relatively normal. The fact that you have never used mouthwash, though, does suggest a lax attitude towards oral odours - sometimes brushing just ain't enough! You also prefer well-known brands, indicating a possibility of slight toothpaste-related snobbery.
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footyfan
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you for that analysis El Nombre.
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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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adamdavy wrote: |
1. B
2. A
3. A
4. B
5. B |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 85%
Your teeth are evidently important to you, Adam. You rule out completely the potential to share a toothbrush with someone else, perhaps indicating a difficulty in sharing your feelings and emotions with others. You don't brush your teeth any more than twice a day, because that is all the water supply will allow per day in Huntington.
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Helen
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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1) B
2) B
3) A
4) B
5) B |
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El Nombre
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Helen wrote: |
1) B
2) B
3) A
4) B
5) B |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 80%
Again, your brushing habits are fairly ordinary. This is odd, considering you live in Lancashire where brushing teeth is regarded as a considerably worse offence than shoplifting. Presumably your top-name brand toothpaste is imported from elsewhere in the country, as Manchester shops tend to simply stick a Colgate logo over a tube of "No More Nails".
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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1 - u
2 - r
3 - m
4 - u
5 - m
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Helen
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:43 pm Post subject: |
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It's YER MAM! |
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Helen wrote: |
It's YER MAM! |
No, H-E-R-M-A-N.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:33 pm Post subject: |
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B, C, A, A, B.
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True-Faith
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:11 am Post subject: Re: Teeth-brushing habits |
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1.D
2.C
3.C
4.A
5.D

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kingmouse
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:14 am Post subject: |
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1-B
2-A
3-A
4-B
5-B
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 2:24 am Post subject: |
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D
D
D
D
D
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El Nombre
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:09 am Post subject: |
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CTID wrote: |
B, C, A, A, B. |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 80%
A fairly average level of brushing obsession does not disguise the fact that you have shared your toothbrush with other person(s). This suggests a neglectful approach to the prevention of oral diseases. The regular use of mouthwash is a good choice working as you do in the world of teaching, as the slightest bodily aroma will be immediately converted into nickname form (for example, Stinky Stevens etc) by the pupils.
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El Nombre
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:13 am Post subject: Re: Teeth-brushing habits |
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True-Faith wrote: |
1.D
2.C
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Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 50%
You are a mong.
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El Nombre
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:23 am Post subject: |
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kingmouse wrote: |
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Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 85%
You seem to value your teeth, which is surprising given your reckless challenges when playing for 13-B which regularly endanger them. Popular brands of toothpaste are expensive, so I presume all of your wages from cleaning at school are spent on these products.
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El Nombre
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 4:30 am Post subject: |
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DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
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D |
Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 25%
You fancy yourself as a bit of a funny guy. Undoubtedly you do brush your teeth regularly, and considering you are only 12 there is a high likelihood that you use one of those fruit-flavoured "My First Toothpaste" things. On second thoughts, I just remembered that I've seen your teeth and now I fully believe your answers.
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 5:19 am Post subject: |
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El Nombre wrote: |
DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
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Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 25%
You fancy yourself as a bit of a funny guy. Undoubtedly you do brush your teeth regularly, and considering you are only 12 there is a high likelihood that you use one of those fruit-flavoured "My First Toothpaste" things. On second thoughts, I just remembered that I've seen your teeth and now I fully believe your answers.
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You tosser...
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kingmouse
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 9:33 am Post subject: |
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El Nombre wrote: |
kingmouse wrote: |
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Teeth-brushing obsession rating: 85%
You seem to value your teeth, which is surprising given your reckless challenges when playing for 13-B which regularly endanger them.
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I was trying to make my teeth so shinny that I would blind opposition players by smiling at them before I went into a challenge, that's why you always backed out of challenges against me I presume 
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True-Faith
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:36 am Post subject: |
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Does anyone know how to get rid of a Mouth ulcer i cant seem to find any bonjella about.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:42 am Post subject: |
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True-Faith wrote: |
Does anyone know how to get rid of a Mouth ulcer i cant seem to find any bonjella about. |
Cut it out!! 
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 11:47 am Post subject: |
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True-Faith wrote: |
Does anyone know how to get rid of a Mouth ulcer i cant seem to find any bonjella about. |
Step in front of a speeding vehicle, preferably a bus. That will sort it out.
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True-Faith
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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Do you always have to piss me off Herman, your a complete moron who is weird and acts strange, i know im weird but your just a total arse.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:07 pm Post subject: |
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1.B, sometimes A
2.A
3.A
4.B
5.B
Incidentally, you missed another significant question:
Q6.Do you brush your tongue?
A-Yes
B-I rely on mouthwash
C-Not on purpose
D-No why would I?
So 6.A for me.
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