Well sonsters!

CityTillIDie · Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 4:30 pm Post subject: Well sonsters!

Yet another weird Sunday to report! I was sat having a quiet pint or ten in my local public house with a few much maligned smartly dressed chumsters, watching the football, as you do, minding our own buisness.
Just after half-time some monster strolls in and parks his arse on the table next to us with his 'mistress'! "f***ing football it's s***e" says he! Fair enough he's a big old unit and clearly a biker type.
Carry's on slagging football off, one of my comrades says "Thought all men liked football", thought we were in for one hell of beating, but not so!
Turns out this biker type had parked ye olde Harley Davidson down by river, and hadn't a clue how to get to the pub.
"One of you come with us, use 'er helmet and show us way here please." In my naivety, thats exactly what I did.
I borrowed his lady friends helmet and proceeded to walk through town with the 6ft 7 monster of a man. (incidently he was Irish, an Irishman I was helping out, anti-racists take note! Wink

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On the way, a wonderful conversation was had including such highlights as, "I've done a 5 stretch inside", to which I cursiously asked what for, and was politely told that I didn't want to know, which I probably didn't!
Get down by river and theres this beast of a 2 wheeled motor, no less than a black pearl Harley Davidson (Yes, means nothing to me either).
By this point I was entering full on brown boxer short territory!
Got on the bike, cruised through town like a bad ass mother f***ing hells angel type and f**k me reeeeeeeeeeaders it was f***ing brilliant!
Got back to base camp and I was buzzing like a bee on 10grams of pollen.
The End
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Helen · Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 4:39 pm Post subject:

Well...I went to Iceland v Japan...

Dave C · Posted: Sun May 30, 2004 7:30 pm Post subject:

Herman the Tosser · Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 3:31 am Post subject:

He was a bear, wasn't he?
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AcombDave · Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 3:41 am Post subject:

Herman the Tosser · Posted: Mon May 31, 2004 3:46 am Post subject:

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