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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 4:20 pm    Post subject: Helen Chamberlain Reply with quote

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/thekerridges/hcsmall.jpg


Now I know what Tim Lovejoy meant when she said last Saturday on Soccer AM "Shall I show the Third Eye" ,Lovejoy replied "Well it won't be the first time this week" Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 3:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

If this is true, and not a computer generated set up, I will be proceeding post haste to my local newsagent who stocks lots and lots of interesting magazines to purchase said Penthouse. Having met the lovely "Hells bells" many times, I can say that she is a top babe, and the only bird who I would allow in a football ground. Fed up with Mays edition of GQ magazine already as theres only so many times you can get a good blast with Carol Vorderman. Sooooooo, looks like its Helens turn...........And yes, the school nurse from all those years ago was a liar, I havent gone blind........
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 8:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Found this one that is suitable for this site, Soccer am site has some but I cant be arsed to login


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 12:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you mean you scanned it in from the mag you bought, Gizmo? Wink
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 2:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daley wrote
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Don't you mean you scanned it in from the mag you bought, Gizmo?


Dont have a scanner and not bought the mag




























Yet Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 09, 2004 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

carp1 wrote:
theres only so many times you can get a good blast with Carol Vorderman.


Anyone know how to get coffee out of a keyboard?

Think it's coffee anyway
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Despite the shoot being Penthouse, nothing is seen apart from the merest hint of nip (there may be an arse shot).
There is much strategic placing of arms, hands and objects.

It's only fair to warn she looks a bit rough in much of the shoot.
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PobBoy wrote:
It's only fair to warn she looks a bit rough in much of the shoot.


The camera never lies. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2004 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stgeli wrote:
PobBoy wrote:
It's only fair to warn she looks a bit rough in much of the shoot.


The camera never lies. Embarassed


It lies all the time.

But in this case...
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 10:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a ripper !!!!!! Thankfully didnt buy it, but skegged a look at a mates copy. Whats the point of having a photo shoot done for a skin magazine when you dont get to see owt ??? Are we all supposed to hand over our hard earned cash, just to get a glimpse of "Hels bells" lower calf Shocked Pathetic.....If your gonna do a spread in a porno for loads of dosh, then at least let the boys have a decent look......
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 11:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mmmm.... I'd like to put my hand in her pant sand make my pinkies stink.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

El_pats wrote:
mmmm.... I'd like to put my hand in her pant sand make my pinkies stink.


Jeezus ! I was just about to have my dinner ......... Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 12:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MacPhail wrote:
El_pats wrote:
mmmm.... I'd like to put my hand in her pant sand make my pinkies stink.


Jeezus ! I was just about to have my dinner ......... Shocked



sorry.... were you having a combination of sausages and fish pie by any chance Question Very Happy



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 1:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well she does look a bit rough on the front cover. If you covered her face she'd be OK, but as it is she's a little "rough around the edges" if you ask me.

I'm more an Elisha Cuthbert man myself.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2004 4:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woody Wilson wrote:
as it is she's a little "rough around the edges" if you ask me.


yep I reckon she'd be dirrrty Very Happy
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Woody Wilson wrote:
If you covered her face she'd be OK


Even I have to admit, that really is a powerful image Shocked

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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