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MacPhail
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:09 pm Post subject: |
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1tom wrote: |
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So cutting to the chase .....
Joe got off with an amply-proportioned bird from South-West London ..... n'est pas ? 
How come all the excitement happens when I'm not there ?  |
Jeez youre kind
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Well the nudge-nudge-wink-wink stuff was getting boring !
Way to celebrate the start of the new Baseball season dude ! 
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AllModCons
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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MacPhail
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
SSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
Oh sorry - have I misunderstood ?
I thought he hit a "Home Run" ..... 
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Your a bloody liability! |
I really, REALLY expect better Phil.
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Bobby
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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I really wish I understood all this !!
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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Good God you don't, believe me.
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AllModCons
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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Good God you don't, believe me. |
I bet there must be some relief that she thought you looked gay?
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:40 pm Post subject: |
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Aye, although Jobi accusing me of being jealous after the exchanging of saliva made me laugh.
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1tom
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
Herman the Tosser wrote: |
Good God you don't, believe me. |
I bet there must be some relief that she thought you looked gay?
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1tom
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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AllModCons wrote: |
Herman the Tosser wrote: |
Good God you don't, believe me. |
I bet there must be some relief that she thought you looked gay?
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Although not the same sort of relief Jobi experienced 
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AllModCons
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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I'm suprised that her film career did n't take off after Austin Powers.......
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Reg Hedge
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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If you scratch them really hard..... |
Which is what Jobi is going to be doing for the next fortnight, funnily enough.
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moschops
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Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:43 pm Post subject: |
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ba****ds. The lot of you are ba****ds. 
Keep it up.*
*This has nothing to do with Jobi1 and the Fulham lass. 
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:04 am Post subject: |
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HOLD THE PRESS
Jobi, do you still owe me a drink?
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AcombDave
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:16 am Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
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Jeez youre kind  |
I can just picture the disgraceful scenes in Kennedys as drunken York hoodlums rolled in en masse much to the chagrin of the limp-wristed southerners drinking in there.

"Listen, do you watch York TV? No? Do you know who that bloke is? No?"
Yeah, cheers lads - last time I go out drinking with you! Your a bloody liability! Leading poor Joe astray like that! Last time it was a Brummie that Angus was sniffing after, and she was dog rough too....... 
Glad I missed it, sounds like carnage.
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Funnily enough Phil we brought the girl into the Starre in the hope of introducing her to you. 
All I can say I am glad I left just when the main feature was starting!
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:52 am Post subject: |
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Funnily enough Phil we brought the girl into the Starre in the hope of introducing her to you. 
All I can say I am glad I left just when the main feature was starting! |
Why did you think I would miraculously appear?

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palfrexm
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:19 am Post subject: |
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After being absolutely skint on sunday im rather wishing i'd taken out a loan.
See you in the stationary department.
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AllModCons
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Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 1:14 pm Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
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Funnily enough Phil we brought the girl into the Starre in the hope of introducing her to you. 
All I can say I am glad I left just when the main feature was starting! |
Why did you think I would miraculously appear?
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Well I stood there chanting "Beetlejuice, beetlejuice, beetlejuice"..... 
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:16 am Post subject: |
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So has anyone found out yet? You know......
....Whether there is only one 'F'-in: 'Fulham women' or not? 
- I'll grab me bag of GLF's and leave.... 
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