April fools day...

carp1 · Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:17 pm Post subject: April fools day...

Yes, its that most wonderfull day of good and cruel practical jokes. Anyone got anyone with a good one?? Seems only 5 minutes since this time last year when Mrs Carp fell for the old cling film over the toilet bowl gag Laughing

She left early for work this morning, so didnt have time to set her up. Going to try for a repeat of last year, I mean she wouldnt fall for the cling film trick again would she ? I will set it up now before I leave for work, and then wait for the phone call at 18.06.......Ahhh the joys of marriage Cool

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Lardmonster · Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 12:31 pm Post subject:

Radio 4 this morning had a news story about the Archers theme tune being rewritten by Brian Eno. Sounded bloody awful - and took me far too long to realise that it was a wind-up.

(At least, I hope it's a wind-up. I wouldn't be able to listen to that racket every day)
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gizmo · Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:17 pm Post subject:

Anyone see calendar doing a piece on Yorks water, they have invented a new diet water that comes straight from the tap and when you go to the bog all the fat is taken out.

acombred · Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 1:36 pm Post subject: Re: April fools day...

Boris Carpark · First team regular Joined: 29 Dec 2003 Posts: 355

Macclesfield have done one on their official site.It's a bit crap though.

http://www.mtfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10393~507996,00.html

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apples · Reserve team player Joined: 10 Jan 2003 Posts: 96

My mate caught me out with one this morning, calling up to tell me that Greece had withdrawn from the European championships ( with me being half greek ) due to the fact that one of their players had failed a drug test and the others had refused to go in protest! I've got to admit it had me going for a while, felt a right pillock! He also got his Chelsea supporting mate, telling him they had just signed Henry for £45 Million!
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Kroy · Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject:

My girlfriend told me she's been seeing my best mate behind my back for the last 2 months!

Can't wait for her to say 'April Fool'...............

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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST · Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 12:20 am Post subject:

carp1 · Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2004 9:57 am Post subject:

Sorry, very late reply to my own thread. Can I take this opportunity to inform you all of some very serious and sad news.....Mrs Carp spotted the cling film on the toilet bowl! Mad

My faith in the female power of observation is hereby rekindled..........
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST · Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2004 2:12 am Post subject: