In this thread, I will make stupid, unfunny comments.

DOCTOR JIM

Like this one.

Anyone want to join me in my Crusade of Cr^p?
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El Nombre · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:24 pm Post subject:

Starfish are neither stars nor fish.

Herman the Tosser · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 9:58 pm Post subject:

Nice way of stealing my thread series, doc Rolling Eyes

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DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:12 pm Post subject:

I know, isn't it just.
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El Nombre · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject:

The French for peanut is cacahuete.

janesy · Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:46 pm Post subject:

Brent - "Meeting with Jennifer Taylor Clark...present...shoot"
Jennifer - "was there anything you wanted to add to the agenda?"
Brent - "Did no get an agenda"
Jennifer - "Im sorry -"
Brent - "Did not get an agenda noooo"
Jennifer - "Well i did send you a fax this morning-"
Brent - "Don't think we got a fax did we dawn?"
Dawn - "We may have-"
Brent - "Then why isnt it in my hand? Because... a company runs on effiency of communication."
Dawn - " You put it in the bin that was a special filing cabinet-"
Brent - "As a joke yeah, not even my joke, meant to be with bills, doesn't really work with faxes."
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Woody Wilson · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:02 pm Post subject:

"I am the team, and anyone who wishes to question that shall be shot" - Adolf Hitler.

Yann · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:26 pm Post subject:

A male orang-utan weighs more than the average human male, excluding Americans.

kingmouse · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:31 pm Post subject:

Golf was banned in England in 1457 because it was considered a distraction from the serious pursuit of archery.
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kingmouse · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:32 pm Post subject:

Bulgaria was the only football team in the 1994 World Cup in which all 11 players' last names ended with the letters "OV."
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kingmouse · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:34 pm Post subject:

Before 1850, golf balls were made of leather and were stuffed with feathers.
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kingmouse · Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:36 pm Post subject:

On average, dogs have better eyesight than humans, although not as colorful.
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DOCTOR JIM · Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2004 12:16 am Post subject:

TOPCAT3001 ROCKS.

Not.
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