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DOCTOR JIM
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I'll probably die of a heart attack due to overwork stress smoking and too much fatty food. If you know different go for your life  |
You will go for a run one day, but a large missile will kill you. You will arise from the dead and play for York City in the position of your choice. Whatever that is.
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CityTillIDie
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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Might aswell....
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Richard wrote: |
| Go on Doctor Jim - what is my future? |
You will be doing the hoovering one day and you will hear a knock at the door. It is a supermodelling agency and you will work as a pimp in Spearmint Rhino. Unfortunately you will die of a sexually-transimitted disease.
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Willow
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:53 pm Post subject: |
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What does the future hold?
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adamdavy
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Go on then Mystic Jim...
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Willow wrote: |
| What does the future hold? |
You will get a faceful of crap on your wedding/divorce (delete as appropriate) day.
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Herman the Tosser
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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Doctor Jim, how should I have my hair?
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Go on then Mystic Jim... |
In the future, Jesus will come back to Earth. He will invade you and as such, the new Pope will be Pope Adamdavy. You will also have magical crystals which you will use to DESTROY THE EARTH. Unfortunately George Bush will nuke you and you will die.
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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| Herman the Tosser wrote: |
| Doctor Jim, how should I have my hair? |
You will find out in a newspaper supplement.
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Herman the Tosser
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:21 pm Post subject: |
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What? Twice?
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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No, I cocked it up 
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yogi
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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| tell me dr. jim - i need to know!! |
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Woody Wilson
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| Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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And CityTillIDie's, I need to know everyone's.
Hermans were much better, he never used to miss anyone.  |
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:23 pm Post subject: |
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| yogi wrote: |
| tell me dr. jim - i need to know!! |
You will get banned for being an asshole. You will then die.
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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And CityTillIDie's, I need to know everyone's.
Hermans were much better, he never used to miss anyone. |
Well Master CitytillIdie just said "Might aswell." I didn't know weather or not he was in agreement or whatever with the previous post. As for Herman's being much better, well there you go. Actually I agree that he's more amusing.
For the record then, CitytillIdie's future...
He will get a career in a nursery. He will die from stress and from a few mouthfuls of sand and stuff.
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ross
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Come on then Jim, enlighten me as to what my future holds! 
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Come on then Jim, enlighten me as to what my future holds! |
You will get a good kick up the arse.
Someone please lock this topic. PLEASE!!!
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kingmouse
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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| DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
| yogi wrote: |
| tell me dr. jim - i need to know!! |
You will get banned for being an asshole. You will then die.
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I could have told you that!
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Tue Mar 23, 2004 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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Only I can say, for I am the mystic Doctor.
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kingmouse
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 1:59 am Post subject: |
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DO ME, DO ME, DO ME, ? 
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noddyinnapa
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:31 am Post subject: |
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| DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
| noddyinnapa wrote: |
| I'll probably die of a heart attack due to overwork stress smoking and too much fatty food. If you know different go for your life |
You will go for a run one day, but a large missile will kill you. You will arise from the dead and play for York City in the position of your choice. Whatever that is.
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Top banana, now where's my trainers  
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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| kingmouse wrote: |
| DO ME, DO ME, DO ME, ? |
You alright sonny Jim?
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kingmouse
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 8:58 pm Post subject: |
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| DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
| kingmouse wrote: |
| DO ME, DO ME, DO ME, ? |
You alright sonny Jim?
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No!
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DOCTOR JIM
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| Posted: Wed Mar 24, 2004 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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Can the good Doctor help you?
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