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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:57 am Post subject: In this thread, I will read you your future. |
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I am dreaing this, but fire away people... who wants to go first? |
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El Nombre
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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I'd be honoured if you would read my future, Doc. |
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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You will get a job at York TV and will turn into a sports presenter. You will cook-up on the first day and will be sacked. You will die shortly in a fit of rage and float up to heaven on a strecher as donated by St. Johns Ambulance. |
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Yann
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:28 pm Post subject: |
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Please DOCTOR JIM read my future, if I have one? |
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acombred
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:32 pm Post subject: |
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Go on then. |
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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Yann wrote: |
Please DOCTOR JIM read my future, if I have one? |
Next week you will go down to the pub, and have 12 pints. You will get absolutely hammered. You will then walk out and stumble onto the rails, and a train of happy York fans coming from Bristol will kill you.
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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acombred wrote: |
Go on then. |
You will, in a few years, become terminally ill. You will die shortly after hearing this, by a gang led by evildoer Bear off the forum. So there. The future is bleak.
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godhead2000
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah why not.
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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godhead2000 wrote: |
Yeah why not. |
Arrr. In a few years you will become a successful sailor fella. You will encounter much dodgy weather and will die in a storm.
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godhead2000
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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I will not become a sailor.I get sea sick!! So your prediction is wrong my friend.
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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godhead2000 wrote: |
Yeah why not. |
EDIT: You will suddenly not become seasick.
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Father Patrick
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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Surely be it YY or not, this is an unacceptable sick thread.
Should such statements be OK then standards on the R&B Net stand for nothing.
The …… “if you don’t like it don’t read it” routine will not wash on this one , it is a public site and YY is targeted at 11-17 year olds.
I’m certain parents of young City fans would be horrified to think that their kids are subjected to such rubbish.
Bad image and in bad taste. Get rid of it.

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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 10:59 pm Post subject: |
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(uncontrollable sniggers) Father Patrick, have you ever considered becoming a comedian/knob head? |
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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PS It's a joke sunshine. |
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Father Patrick
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
(uncontrollable sniggers) Father Patrick, have you ever considered becoming a comedian/knob head? |
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yorkcity4eva
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Goodness me! We all die young in terrible conditions don't we!
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Yann
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2004 11:40 pm Post subject: |
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DOCTOR JIM wrote: |
Next week you will go down to the pub, and have 12 pints. You will get absolutely hammered. You will then walk out and stumble onto the rails, and a train of happy York fans coming from Bristol will kill you. |
I can live with that, if the York fans are happy then it means that we will have won. So i would die a happy man.
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:01 pm Post subject: |
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Look farther, you of all people should know that death is the one certain thing that's going to happen to everyone. The Doc is just making sure he gets his predictions right in at least one way ... well i thought it was believeable.
Fire away Jimbo ... |
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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Woody, you will realise your spelling mistake. You will then get shot by the Superman fella.
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footyfan
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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My future please Doctor Jim.
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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Chris Porter and Aron Wilford's future. Seperately please, not together. Unless....you know....
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:09 pm Post subject: |
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f**k you, f**k you and your trousers .... wait 
Oh and it's called a "typo" actually
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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footyfan wrote: |
My future please Doctor Jim. |
In the beginning, there was the big bang - apparenetly. Then god made stuff. You will go back to the time of the big bang, become deaf, come back into the present and be ridiculed to death.
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footyfan
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:12 pm Post subject: |
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Oh dear. Disastrous.
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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Herman the Tosser wrote: |
Chris Porter and Aron Wilford's future. Seperately please, not together. Unless....you know.... |
Chris Porter: Will become first choice keeper, succeding Mark Ovendale when he retires... sometime in the not-too-distant-possible-future. He will die in pride shortly after hearing this news.
Aron Wilford: Destined for hell in the Ryman Premier.
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footyfan
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Posted: Sun Mar 21, 2004 11:16 pm Post subject: |
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Go porter!. Apart from he will die. Oh well.
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yorkiethelion
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:11 am Post subject: |
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Dr.Jim
whats going to be my future (if i have one) 
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noddyinnapa
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:55 am Post subject: |
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I'll probably die of a heart attack due to overwork stress smoking and too much fatty food. If you know different go for your life 
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Richard
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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Go on Doctor Jim - what is my future? |
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DOCTOR JIM
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Posted: Mon Mar 22, 2004 6:27 pm Post subject: |
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yorkiethelion wrote: |
Dr.Jim
whats going to be my future (if i have one)  |
You will start up a succesful trade in ironing boards, but unfortunately uou will be killed by armed robbers.
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