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janesy
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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ok, just out of interest, duz any1 play snooker cus its quite a gud game to play, its jus borin to watch!
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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On the day that the mentality catches up with his biology...
You could have been in that snooker tournament. Shame that.
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dicko.35
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 7:58 am Post subject: |
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try watching snooker live its a lot better than watching it on t.v. 
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janesy
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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i have been told i have an attention span of around 37 seconds, so i wudnt last. i have watched it live at the barbican once, it went on till 1 in the morning, and i got told off for talking in the audience 
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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janesy wrote: |
i have been told i have an attention span of around 37 seconds |
Sorry, lost you after that bit.......
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janesy
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 3:56 pm Post subject: |
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lol
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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I admit that my quiff was rather weak at last night's game, and I do apologise. I can guarantee that it was a one off, and it will be restalled to it's supremacy soon.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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good, we can start supporting the quiff if things get bad on saturday.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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predict the score... 4-1 torquay
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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YAY THIS IS MY 100TH POST only a few thousand behind you herman
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:05 pm Post subject: |
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Here, have them all. I'm off.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:08 pm Post subject: |
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Herman the Tosser wrote: |
I admit that my quiff was rather weak at last night's game, and I do apologise. I can guarantee that it was a one off, and it will be restalled to it's supremacy soon. |
"Its" doesn't need an apostrophe on this occasion. Sorry, but tonight is grammar-correcting night. Unlike tomorrow, which will be racism night.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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When is bridge night?
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 4:56 pm Post subject: |
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When is bridge night? |
Yesterday. And never again.
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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What was the point in having it when we were all at BC? Christ Si. 
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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It happened after the match. On the bridge next to BC, ironically. I don't want to say any more for legal reasons. |
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:38 am Post subject: Re: hermans hair |
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janesy wrote: |
its like a cross between elvis pressly and a ski jump ...the quiff i mean! |
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kingmouse
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:39 am Post subject: Re: hermans hair |
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kingmouse wrote: |
janesy wrote: |
its like a cross between elvis pressly and a ski jump ...the quiff i mean! |
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ha ha it wont let me barrack him
c o c k!!
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topcat3001
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:49 am Post subject: Hair? |
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who gives a flyin f**k what hermans hair is like, this is a football forum not a hairdressing forum |
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:37 am Post subject: |
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Janesy, obviously. He has good reason to, as well. My quiff was extra springy today, about 1.5 inches in length. Put my penis to shame.
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topcat3001
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 2:45 pm Post subject: quiff |
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You sick son of a...no i won't go there i will not stoop to ur low level
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kingmouse
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:07 pm Post subject: . |
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woody were u with fredfroni, cuza and herman at the york match on tuesday? there was another ginger 1 aswell i noticed. respect to the gingers 
herman did u not hear me as you left the ground... i whispered herman the tosser behind u... i was the one who sed 'our dad's waiting by the entrance' then u went in sum strange accent 'argh all rite then!' |
After you listened to his whole conversation did you follow him home?
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kingmouse
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:17 pm Post subject: Re: Hair? |
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topcat3001 wrote: |
who gives a flyin f**k what hermans hair is like, this is a football forum not a hairdressing forum |
lighten up Kev
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janesy
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:51 pm Post subject: |
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lol herman. i dare u to grow a masiv quiff.
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:31 pm Post subject: Re: quiff |
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I've heard that somewhere before .... can't think where though. 
As for stooping to his level, go on, it makes very, very interesting reading. He may even pay you.
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:31 pm Post subject: |
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janesy wrote: |
lol herman. i dare u to grow a masiv quiff. |
Yeah I dare you too, just like mine, the one true quiff.
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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My quiff is far superior to yours. Ginner.
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topcat3001
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 7:08 pm Post subject: oh dear |
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i guess i have to stop bein nasty coz the almighty one has spoken...well i have to agree but i will only lighten up when the haters out there lighten up |
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janesy
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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banter between woody n herman there 
lets talk about the office 
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 4:45 pm Post subject: |
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Herman the Tosser wrote: |
My quiff is far superior to yours. Ginner. |
At BC there is only one, you part-timer you.
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