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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:57 pm Post subject: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard |
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A milkshake is when an attractive, busty young lady shakes her breasts at a male to get his attention.
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Woody Wilson
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Now you've put it like that ......... |
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:49 pm Post subject: Re: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard |
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Herman the Tosser wrote: |
A milkshake is when an attractive, busty young lady shakes her breasts at a male to get his attention.
A yard is a [removed].
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What's YARDAGE mean then? An old [removed]? 
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Daley stop corrupting the 11 - 17 year olds! 
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:36 am Post subject: Re: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard |
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote: |
What's YARDAGE mean then? An old [removed]?  |
Somebody call the admin!
Edit this post!
Oh.......hang on......that only applies to me....... 

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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:50 am Post subject: |
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Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts 
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:21 am Post subject: |
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noddyinnapa wrote: |
Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts  |
It was the word clot that was removed - and you can't start saying clot on a kiddies message board. To say clot is well out of order. You have to have certain standards of behaviour or else words like clot become the norm and then kids start saying clot at Bootham Crescent and others take offence.
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:26 am Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
noddyinnapa wrote: |
Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts  |
It was the word c**t that was removed - and you can't start saying c**t on a kiddies message board. To say c**t is well out of order. You have to have certain standards of behaviour or else words like c**t become the norm and then kids start saying c**t at Bootham Crescent and others take offence.
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Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed??? 

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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:28 am Post subject: |
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c**t = cant kids always say they cant do anything  |
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:30 am Post subject: |
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noddyinnapa wrote: |
Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed???  |
I think MINGE would be fine, I would also extend the amnesty to alternative words like GROWLER, SNATCH and phrases like "FOAMING AT THE GASH".

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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:07 am Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
noddyinnapa wrote: |
Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed???  |
I think MINGE would be fine, I would also extend the amnesty to alternative words like GROWLER, SNATCH and phrases like "FOAMING AT THE GASH".
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Oh great if that's the case then I'll probably get away with flange,clout, mott,muff and box 
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:19 am Post subject: |
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noddyinnapa wrote: |
Oh great if that's the case then I'll probably get away with flange,clout, mott,muff and box  |
You have omitted 'BEEFY CURTAINS' and 'DISCHARGE' from your list noddy, a serious oversight in the book of terms.

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