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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:57 pm    Post subject: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Reply with quote

A milkshake is when an attractive, busty young lady shakes her breasts at a male to get his attention.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 3:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now you've put it like that .........
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

*snaps fingers as true meaning of song becomes apparent, resolves not to let 8-year-olds in class sing it*
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 4:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Crikey. Hardcore.
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:49 pm    Post subject: Re: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Reply with quote

Herman the Tosser wrote:
A milkshake is when an attractive, busty young lady shakes her breasts at a male to get his attention.

A yard is a [removed].

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What's YARDAGE mean then? An old [removed]? Confused
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Daley stop corrupting the 11 - 17 year olds! Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

And their life is better than yours.
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:36 am    Post subject: Re: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard Reply with quote

DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST wrote:
What's YARDAGE mean then? An old [removed]? Confused


Somebody call the admin!

Edit this post!

Oh.......hang on......that only applies to me....... Crying or Very sad

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

noddyinnapa wrote:
Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts Rolling Eyes


It was the word clot that was removed - and you can't start saying clot on a kiddies message board. To say clot is well out of order. You have to have certain standards of behaviour or else words like clot become the norm and then kids start saying clot at Bootham Crescent and others take offence.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UkrainianPhil wrote:
noddyinnapa wrote:
Why can the word vagina not be on these posts??? Sometimes we edit too much away from life, as if the readers of this forum are not aware of the existance of the female reproductive parts Rolling Eyes


It was the word c**t that was removed - and you can't start saying c**t on a kiddies message board. To say c**t is well out of order. You have to have certain standards of behaviour or else words like c**t become the norm and then kids start saying c**t at Bootham Crescent and others take offence.


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Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed??? Embarassed



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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

c**t = cant kids always say they cant do anything Embarassed
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

noddyinnapa wrote:
Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed??? Embarassed


I think MINGE would be fine, I would also extend the amnesty to alternative words like GROWLER, SNATCH and phrases like "FOAMING AT THE GASH".

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

UkrainianPhil wrote:
noddyinnapa wrote:
Ahhh so someone typed c**t well i didn't see that mate thanks for letting me know. So admin what about minge is that allowed??? Embarassed


I think MINGE would be fine, I would also extend the amnesty to alternative words like GROWLER, SNATCH and phrases like "FOAMING AT THE GASH".

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Oh great if that's the case then I'll probably get away with flange,clout, mott,muff and box Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

noddyinnapa wrote:
Oh great if that's the case then I'll probably get away with flange,clout, mott,muff and box Shocked Laughing


You have omitted 'BEEFY CURTAINS' and 'DISCHARGE' from your list noddy, a serious oversight in the book of terms.

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