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yorkcity4eva
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:25 pm Post subject: In this thread we start fake, malicious rumors about herman |
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ok hes had a good go at us - lets get him back with some now
Im not starting.
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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All of the rumours keeping me grounded...
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LondonVillageRed
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:09 pm Post subject: |
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You planned that didn't you?
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Herman the Tosser
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:11 pm Post subject: |
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LondonVillageRed wrote: |
You planned that didn't you? |
I never said that they were completely unfounded.
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JiYuFan
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:07 am Post subject: |
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ok ill start. rumer has it that [removed] lived up to his name 1 night by trying to [removed].
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catkin
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:00 am Post subject: |
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herman's really a twin.thers two ov 'em in there. dwarfs, although one on top of the other(tap in anyone!) make a giant ginger monster!
he's also a secret man utd fan!
really!
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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JiYuFan wrote: |
ok ill start. rumer has it that [removed] lived up to his name 1 night by trying to [removed]. |
What ever fish boy said I'll go with. Oh and also he skips City games to "work" like tommorow for example, and this was planned before he new it would be called of because of the snow.
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Here's a good one.
He's a pretty mint all-round guy.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 9:04 am Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
Here's a good one.
Hermann is a teenager. And he's going through that stage where he rejects his silly childish things. However, all that happens is he becomes even more childish. His friends get annoyed with him because he reckons he's a bit of a 'big lad' but ultimately he's just a kid. He clings on to music from someone else's generation and can't even remember the last album that was released by his supposedly 'fav artist'. He is desperate to be accepted by the adults, but the adults snigger nastily behind his youthful back. He says to himself 'I am clever, I am bright' while those who run the place sneer.
He wants to belong, but his future lies at the end of a frayed piece of second hand rope. I would quote Curtis, but he has no concept of the meaning, only platitudes. |
Sounds like you, Phil! 
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yorkcity4eva
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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UkrainianPhil wrote: |
Here's a good one.
Hermann is a teenager. And he's going through that stage where he rejects his silly childish things. However, all that happens is he becomes even more childish. His friends get annoyed with him because he reckons he's a bit of a 'big lad' but ultimately he's just a kid. He clings on to music from someone else's generation and can't even remember the last album that was released by his supposedly 'fav artist'. He is desperate to be accepted by the adults, but the adults snigger nastily behind his youthful back. He says to himself 'I am clever, I am bright' while those who run the place sneer.
He wants to belong, but his future lies at the end of a frayed piece of second hand rope. I would quote Curtis, but he has no concept of the meaning, only platitudes. |
I cant believe you could be bothered to write all that - you must have a very sad and boring life.
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DALEY MAYALL of YE PEST
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2004 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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Englishman Herman once appeared in a black and white programme made in the US in the 1950's/60's called 'The Munsters' as a tall, ginger-haired, freak with a bolt thru his neck. Nothing much has changed........or has it?
Don't let the boyish, bum-fluff-chinned, looks of present fool you all. He has had drastic plastic surgery to recapture his youthful looks that once established him as a gay icon to American troops stationed in England during the 2nd World War.
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godhead2000
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Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:17 am Post subject: |
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False malicious rumour?!?
How about this one
Herman really isn't gay!!! 
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UkrainianPhil
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Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:35 am Post subject: |
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yorkcity4eva wrote: |
I cant believe you could be bothered to write all that - you must have a very sad and boring life. |
Yes, it's really boring.

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yorkcity4eva
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Posted: Sun Feb 29, 2004 6:09 am Post subject: |
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godhead2000 wrote: |
False malicious rumour?!?
How about this one
Herman really isn't gay!!!  |
Yup definatly false!
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Tim Wills
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Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:39 am Post subject: |
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He got a certain forum member pregnant by simply texting her part of his DNA profile.
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dicko.35
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:02 am Post subject: |
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hes a spy for terry dolan and will try and sue any one who starts any shitty rumours.

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Yann
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Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:20 am Post subject: |
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i've heard a rumour about woody wilson and some strange othre ginner celebrating after the match. ring any bells herman. |
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yorkcity4eva
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:48 pm Post subject: |
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Yann wrote: |
i've heard a rumour about woody wilson and some strange othre ginner celebrating after the match. ring any bells herman. |
That must have been a long time ago
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Woody Wilson
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Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2004 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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yorkcity4eva wrote: |
Yann wrote: |
i've heard a rumour about woody wilson and some strange othre ginner celebrating after the match. ring any bells herman. |
That must have been a long time ago
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Oh it was.
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