One of the quieter members of the team we were all shocked to hear what he does for a bit of extra bit of pocket money! Most lads his age have a part-time job at a shop or if they are really retarded they still have a paper round, but not our Mark. On evenings and weekends Marky is hired out to sexually deprived women who like nothing better than watching a young body hovering round a greasy pole.

Just like his professional life Mark has appeared in a whole host of positions for Red & Blue. Mostly playing in midfield it wasn't until  mid-way through the 07/08 season for the match against Halifax that Mark was selected in the centre of defence. He produced a commanding and assured performance against a very good team. Since that game Marky has been a constant presence in the heart of the defence forming a solid back line. His partnership with James MacQuarrie have been the main reason for the excellent string of results towards the end of the season.

Since joining as a 15 year old Mark has rapidly grown into an excellent player, the difference since he first joined to present day is incredible. Playing in all but 2 of our games this season it is that continuity in defence that's gone a long way towards the strong results we've had this year.

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